Ladybird Ladybird Ladybird
Watch me front crawl through my cranium!
Ladybird Ladybird Ladybird
My epidermis so purpureous
My palpebra puckered, my nose scrunched at my septum
Got too many teeth, but I'm happy despite my hyperdontia
Got a singularity instead of an esophagus
Does that disturb you?
Why're you disturbed?
Donkeys do it
Dolphins do it
Apes do it
Aren't you an ape?
I'm not your orangutan, let's do it together
LET'S GET LOUD!
LET IT ALL OUT TOGETHER
GOT TOO MANY TEETH, BUT I DON'T BITE WITH ANY OF THEM
COME ON, FRONT CRAWL THROUGH YOUR CRANIUM WITH ME
PUCKER YOUR PALPEBRA, SCRUNCH YOUR NOSE AT YOUR SEPTUM; THAT'S YOUR SINGULARITY, NOT YOUR ESOPHAGUS
BE HAPPY! BE HAPPY! BE HAPPY!
About the Creator
Wen Xiaosheng
I'm a mad scientist - I mean, film critic and aspiring author who enjoys experimenting with multiple genres. If a vial of villains, a pinch of psychology, and a sprinkle of social commentary sound like your cup of tea, give me a shot.
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