Dry Red Witch's Brew

Here’s why I

Usually drink red wine

Dry.

I met a blonde witch

At the ball,

Where we danced a light swing

And drank a few glasses of wine

Too many.

She dragged me by my

Necktie to her

Secret chamber,

I knelt before her like a

Sir before an icon.

I showed her some

Tricks of my own,

Long story short.

Before long into my

Magic act,

I had to vanish.

The Ball was due

To end at 2 AM.

“I gotta get going soon,

Honey, this devil’s got

Souls to steel.”

Before I could re-dress and

Button my shirt,

The witch held me close with

Her claws,

Tilted her glass of wine

To the gods and said;

“Just you wait, Mr. Devil,

I have a spell to cast.”

With that, she lifted her

Foot over my face

And tilted the last of her

Dry Red Wine

Down her leg.

I opened my mouth

And took my communion,

And she said;

“Now you won’t be able

To drink red wine

Without tasting me

First!”