Double Hurry in a Rush
Double Check your Pockets
Watch, keys, wallet, phone.
I woke up late today
Forgot to set an alarm clock
I was in the celebration zone.
Keys, wallet, phone, watch.
Today’s the first of my new job,
Don't have time for breakfast
But still spilled coffee in my crotch.
Wallet, phone, watch, keys.
I was almost out the door,
Changed my pants in just two clicks,
Cleaned up in a breeze.
Phone, watch, keys, wallet.
Did I forget to lock the door?
Checked it, ready for the road,
Did I turn off the faucet?
Watch, keys, wallet, phone.
I took them off to clean myself.
Now none are in my pockets,
And I’m locked out all alone.
About the Creator
Amos Glade
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