Disgusting Christmas Menu
A Darkly Humorous Feast for the Bold and Absurdly Curious

Disgusting Christmas’s Menu
For the absurd and morbid curiosity readers who are interest in a taste of a fanciful Christmas Menu featuring many of Santa’s pals.
Starters:
Deviled Putrid Penguin Eggs
Baked Rancid Reindeer Cheese with holly berries
Contaminated carrots and rotten apple slices
🎅🏻
Main Course:
Elf feet with a side of fungus toenails
Warm Blistered Blitzen’s hooves
Roasted Reeking Rudolph with mashed Dasher brains and Dancer’s sour urine gravy
Gag-worthy grass salad with Cupid’s poop pelts
Mrs. Claus’s burnt bland bread rolls
🎄
Dessert:
Creepy Cupid’s Candy Cane
Santa’s Revenge on overworked reindeer Stollen cake
Chocolate flavored sticky Doner's eyeballs
Comet’s Christmas calf muscle pudding
Blitzen’s Crappy Mince Pies
Elf’s Jealous Over Third Billing Yule Log
Leering Elf On The Shelve Poop Fudge
🤶🏻
Drinks:
Santa’s Secret That’s Not Hot Chocolate In My Mug
Mrs. Claus Spiked Brandy Punch
Reindeer’s Mulled Urine Wine
Polluted Snowy Water
🎄
If you’ve read the whole menu, you are like me, there’s a child inside you that can finds some joy in the ridiculous.
Thank you for reading.
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