I once had a dream to lose weight
To sweat and starve into size 8
I vowed I’d be slender
But the steak was so tender
I ate it , then licked the plate.
About the Creator
Polyglot. Sapiophile. Live in Slave for 2 rescue dogs. You can't make this up; Fictionalized Reality, names changed to protect the truth & the guilty. Everyone will think they are the heroine. What fools these mortals be...