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Diets

A losing limerick

By Bella BluePublished about a year ago 1 min read
Diets
Photo by Paras Kapoor on Unsplash

I once had a dream to lose weight

To sweat and starve into size 8

I vowed I’d be slender

But the steak was so tender

I ate it , then licked the plate.

fact or fiction

About the Creator

Bella Blue

Polyglot. Sapiophile. Live in Slave for 2 rescue dogs. You can't make this up; Fictionalized Reality, names changed to protect the truth & the guilty. Everyone will think they are the heroine. What fools these mortals be...

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