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Dieting

Calling out so-called dieting "experts"

By Clyde E. DawkinsPublished about a year ago 1 min read
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Dieting
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"Cut down on this, cut down on that"

'Cause "experts" think we're all fat

We just want to dine

On food that is fine

We don't need your rambling, so scat!

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Clyde E. Dawkins

I am an avid fan of sports and wrestling, and I've been a fan of female villains since the age of eight. Also into film and TV, especially Simpsons and Family Guy.

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  • Eli Tsuberi4 months ago

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  • Giggle. Thats a good one

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    nicely done, Clyde.

  • Denise E Lindquistabout a year ago

    Funny and true😂😂😂

  • Rick Henry Christopher about a year ago

    I love it... That's right scat... Let me eat... I'll diet tomorrow.

  • Mariann Carrollabout a year ago

    🤣😂nicely done

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