Spent tons of money at the grocery store
But all the food I bought is a bore...
I want a burger with cheese,
Delivery please-
Don’t bother ringing- just leave at the door.
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Kristen Balyeat
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Comments (5)
Story of my life
Sounds about right, lol. Nice one!
There's something familiar about this scenario. 😂 Nicely done!
😂😂 so relatable. I have no idea how much food simply expired, just because I do grocery shopping and then end up ordering food anyway 😅
LOL, isn't that the truth!!! Perfectly stated. Well done :)