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Delivery Please

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By Kristen BalyeatPublished about a year ago 1 min read
Delivery Please
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Spent tons of money at the grocery store

But all the food I bought is a bore...

I want a burger with cheese,

Delivery please-

Don’t bother ringing- just leave at the door.

fact or fiction

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Kristen Balyeat

Words fly to me on the wind, bump into me as I'm strolling the city, splash me in the face while I rest by the river, and shake me awake in the middle of the night– I’m humbly one of the many vessels they use to come to life.

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Comments (5)

  • Naomi Goldabout a year ago

    Story of my life

  • Dana Stewartabout a year ago

    Sounds about right, lol. Nice one!

  • Dana Crandellabout a year ago

    There's something familiar about this scenario. 😂 Nicely done!

  • Mohammed Darasiabout a year ago

    😂😂 so relatable. I have no idea how much food simply expired, just because I do grocery shopping and then end up ordering food anyway 😅

  • Heather Hublerabout a year ago

    LOL, isn't that the truth!!! Perfectly stated. Well done :)

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