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Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what it has done for you lately.
Absence makes the heart go flounder.
Better to marry than be bored.
Better to divorce than to bore.
Love is a game where practice never makes perfect (unlike Russian Roulette).
Alcohol is a gift for the mediocre.
Reality TV is performance art as practiced by amateurs.
Technology is a fashion statement.
No city is worth living in if you are forced to enjoy it by car.
Whines get bitter with age.
The best-looking cafés serve the worst coffee.
If the shoe fits, put on the other one.
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Comments (7)
Haha, this is so clever! What a fun read! “Whines get bitter with age” — love this.
Ha! Great wisdom of Confusionism? Thanks for sharing these. It made my day!
Nice piece❤️💯❗
Now you’ve got me thinking!
Enjoyed each & every one.
Great stuff, Kendall. But maybe get out for a walk- good heavens you've all Montreal to distract you from the madness! 🤣🤣🤣🤪🤣🤣🤣
Some real gems here, Kendall! I have to consider whether this one "Love is a game where practice never makes perfect (unlike Russian Roulette)." couldn't also be "(much like Russian Roulette)" LOL great list. Well done!