there's a girl in my fridge
i don’t know how she got there
wedged in next to an old lettuce
a flat bottle of coke
and some out of date pita bread
now i have no room
for half the pizza left over
from dinner
i look around the room
for a covert film crew
you know
like one of those horrendous
practical joke shows
i mean come on...
...who puts a girl in a fridge
last week there was a poodle
in my pantry
unexpected yes
but not entirely
impossible
or outside
the realms
of possibility
pantry poodling
is huge
all the cool kids
are doing it
i check for a pulse
faint but steady
maybe she got lost
or fell
and somehow
landed in my fridge
so
i have a girl
asleep or possibly comatose
in my fridge
i click my fingers
i yell
"HEY YOU IN MY FRIDGE!"
nothing
not a peep
she is still
in my fridge
i'm a bit miffed really
she is in the way
of the pastrami
i saw gonna have
for lunch
so now
it's bloody vegemite again
About the Creator
Brenton F
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Reminds me of Eraserhead and the girl by the radiator.