Crescent Wank

so i got a pile of stick books out

and arranged them all by name

Hustler Mayfair Playboy Penthouse

ensuring that none of them were the same

i reverently opened each grot mag carefully

to a page that made me sweat

loosened my belt and adjusted my fly

almost ready to get set

a glossy printed mosaic

of naked women lay in front

a mouth-watering puzzle of tits and arses

a jigsaw of shaven cunt

the models they smiled

they beckoned they teased

as they presented their carnal goods

i was more than just pleased

i pulled out my pecker

and started to wank like a demon

in no time flat. ..

the pages were covered in semen

then from behind the front counter

the newsagent silently rose

he shouted at me very angry like

“Are you gonna pay for those?”