Cowardly Custard

I feel the urge to write this song,

Contemplate where we went wrong,

I trusted you,

No one should ever do,

No…

You comfort me and you’re up my arse,

Go…

And bitch about me as time will pass,

You’re so two faced,

Show me your backside and go…

Away from me…

You’re not a friend and you don’t care,

Stop acting like you do,

You don’t intimidate me,

You’re cowardly,

Wish you’d melt into custard,

I should have known you can’t be trusted,

I don’t want anything to do with you,

I can’t even look at your face,

How can you give me some advice?

Then slag me off for taking it…

You act like the police,

Even though you claim you hate them,

But you’d soon dob an innocent in,

Yet you would cause it to begin,

Go…

Away from me…

You’re not a friend and you don’t care,

Stop acting like you do,

You don’t intimidate me,

You’re cowardly,

Wish you’d melt into custard,

I should have known you can’t be trusted,

So go hide under the table…

It’s no secret what sort of substance you are,

Pretend you’re smooth but you’re full of lumps,

You dish it out then run away soon as anyone serves it up to you…

Get…

Away from me…

You’re not a friend and you don’t care,

Stop acting like you do,

You don’t intimidate me,

You’re cowardly,

Wish you’d melt into custard,

I should have known you can’t be trusted,