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Cougar Bait

I'm not L Bonet tho

By G VasquezPublished 5 years ago • 1 min read

I drank of her nectar

She said they call her Peach

They say get you a cougar

They're the best to meet

Had to take her out on a date first

She said to put delicious things in her mouth to eat

Didn't know how I felt about it

But shits different so it's on

I cleaned out my car

Didn't want her to think I was a slob

I picked the juicy claw

So she knew money was no prob

Showed up early

First day of the job

Cougar bait

Hmm shyt

I think

My heart is starting to throb

She pulled up in this old Honda

Pumping 4 My Ppl

By Goodie M.O.B.

I could smell that sweetness

In my nose

long before my eyes got blessed

Oh my God

She rocked

No fake lashes

No wig

No bundles

No fake nails

Didn't recognize one

Designer

Yet she was finer

Than a mf

I ain't even gone tell y'all bout that jiggly ass bod e f g

She wasn't perfect but

I knew the time we spent would be..

Plus she called me baby

I drank of her nectar

She said they call her Peach

They say get you a cougar

They're the best to meet

At first the fuzzy fruit was slightly salty

Then it turned extra sweet

To be continued..

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    Written by G Vasquez