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CB Bucknor, what are you doing? (Opinion)

Being a bad umpire

By Adrian HolmanPublished 6 months ago • 1 min read

This guy seems to be a horrible MLB umpire.

His calls are about as bad as a bum tire.

He goes by the name of CB Bucknor

His gaffes are almost as bad at that play 40 years ago from Bill Buckner.

How could you miss that many calls in just one game?

Then, his ego gets in the way of making changes, so that is lame.

Start calling balls and strikes better, my guy

Because racists are using you as proof that the US no longer needs DEI.

Whatever your flaws are, you really need to fix them

Because you have been exposed by the Automated Ball-Strike System.

Ode

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    Written by Adrian Holman