Humans are
The deadliest animals on Earth
Cats purr at you
When you scratch their ears
Humans shoot each other
And then argue about it
Sometimes cats
Leave their tongues out
And it's hilarious
And adorable
Humans invented
This weird thing called money
And if you don't have it
You suffer
Horribly
Cats chase pop caps around
For entertainment
Theirs and yours
Humans murder other humans
And animals
And trees
And our only home, the Earth
Cats kill creepy spiders
And bring you their triumphant trophy
Humans are judgemental assholes
Who judge you harshly
If you aren't exactly like them
Cats don't care about any of that
As long as you hold still
While they're using you as a bed
In conclusion
Cats are better than people
About the Creator
A. R. Ambrosi
I like to write, if that makes me a writer, then rock on!
I started writing as a child because I ran out of stuff to read. So, I only write stuff that I like. If you like it too, awesome! Enjoy! ^_^
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