Cash 4 Gold

Why is it that you want all our gold, Cash 4 Gold?

Why our necklaces, Rolexes, wedding rings old, Cash 4 Gold?

Do you know something we don't, that we should be told, Cash 4 Gold?

But then you flutter the rolls of notes and I'm sold,

And I take a hold of the pre-post envelope

And send off my gold to you, Cash 4 Gold.

What could you want with so much gold, Cash 4 Gold?

Why our antiques, relics and trinkets old, Cash 4 Gold?

And why show us it melting, and poured into the mould, Cash 4 Gold?

But my griping you scold; I better do as I'm told!

And so I take hold of the pre-post envelope

And send off my gold to you, Cash 4 Gold.

Gold prices have hit all-time lows, Cash 4 My Nose!

Jewellery is junk when the economy slows, Cash 4 My Nose!

Whatever will you ask next; my feet, my toes, Cash 4 My Nose?!

Now I'm watching your nose. Watch how it grows, Pinocchio.

But you've torn the clothes from my back and so I need new clothes.

So I'll send off my nose to you, Cash 4 My Nose.