But First

You loved me—

But first,

You didn't

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You made me happy—

But first,

You made me frustrated.

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You made me feel beautiful—

But first,

You suggested that I lose a few pounds.

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You asked me to marry you—

But first,

You married someone else and left her.

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You took me on a honeymoon—

But first,

You kissed my maid of honor.

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You promised to take care of me—

But first,

You lost your job.

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You bought me my favorite perfume—

But first,

You bought a bottle for my best friend.

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You lied to me—

But first,

You cheated.

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We are through—

But first,

Your precious car is getting keyed.