Blat Fattery
course i can handle the strong stuff...
you could have taken a whistle
you could have taken offence
but you had to go and take a boat
cause that wouldn't have made any sense
across that river of silliness
it makes even less sense now
none of this will amount to much at all
anyhoo anyway anyhow
because i thought that you thought
that i thought i thought i was you
just one step away from the perception of normal
take another, make it two
powered by the wanting to be there
not here
powered by a thought
armed with a plan
baked beans for dinner
fart in a can
fart in a lift
fart in the shower
pretty disgusting
that swirl of steamy stink
and the voice inside softly says
"You shouldn't have done that...!
What if this really is the matrix,
and they think
that you've gone flat?
Drained ...unplugged
you'll be tank dropped
shat out
flip flop flip flop
SPLAT!"
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Bren
“I know what I mean it to be and respect that someone else may read something entirely different.” Me
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