Bikini Haiku

Summer is nearly upon us, and that means one thing: Bikinis!

A beautiful woman in a bikini is enough to stir the poetry in any man's soul.

So, why Haiku?

Well...

It's a tough job, but

Somebody's got to do it

May as well be me...

Suddenly, I'm Feeling Patriotic...

And, ain't it funny?

Somehow, I don't mind if she

Desecrates the flag

A Hawaiian Eruption...

Maybe she is why

Kilaueu blew its stack?

(My "Big Bang" theory...)

Just a Little "Selfiesh"...

Some girls are lucky

They can't help but look sexy

At any angle

Hotter Than The Sun...

Rare is the Woman

Who can wear any color

And make it her own

When It comes To Skimpy Bikinis...

One thing is for sure

We can count ourselves lucky

That one size fits all

Bonus Bikini Haiku: Thank You, Dear Lord...

For the color blue

And, of course, silky nylon

And, oh yeah, Boobies...

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