Bill bought Barry
big blue berries.
Betty brought Bob
blinding, boiling blob.
Barry bore Betty
bright, bushy, bobcats.
Bob bounced Bill
brown, bunched brillos.
Bruce bemused Bartholomew.
Brian befuddled Bonita.
Bartholomew beatified Bautista,
but Bonita bespoke Bartimeus.
Bartimeus bothered Barnabas
by bartering bananas bought by Bill.
But Bill, being bratty, bartered beans,
bothering Barty, being beatified by Bonita.
Barnabas borrowed Bill's beanpot.
Boiling beans burned, bickering began.
Betty booped Bob,
Bob booped Bill.
Bill, Bartimeus, Bonita, Bautista, Bartholomew, Barnabas, became
booped bloopers by Betty, by Bob.
Burned beans begrudged. Bickering befit bemoaned beans, bananas.
Bemused boneheads, bumbling bumpkins, begone! Begone!
About the Creator
Mack D. Ames
Tongue-in-cheek humor. Educator & hobbyist writer in Eastern Maine, USA. Mid50s. Emotionally growing. Forgiven. Thankful for my wife, 2 adult sons, and 1 dog. Novel: Lost My Way in the Darkness: Jack's Journey. Available on Amazon.
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