Bad Beach

Bad Beach

Sitting on the beach 

Hair full of bleach 

Along came some guy called Keith 

He was such a creep 

Said he wanted to meet 

So I smashed his head on the reef

He ended up with no teeth 

Along came the police 

I tried to beseech 

But they thought I was a freak 

Knew I needed to get out of reach 

Took off on my feet 

Then their car came to a screech 

I almost ended up underneath 

Then I ran back down the beach 

Grabbed some guys leash 

Paddled out past the outer reef

Never going back to that bad beach