Bacon Bits Can Be Your Friend
The comfort of delicious dried flavouring...
I quite like Bacon Bits,
I eat them with oven mitts.
Come and join the Bacon party,
For Dessert we’ll eat a Smartie.
Have you ever had Déjà vu?
Usually happens when you spew.
What has he been eating?
something kind of meaty?
Have you ever had Déjà vu?
Usually happens when you spew.
Bacon Bits are all the rage,
I heard it once from a Mage.
Bacon bits are not your enemy,
In fact they aren’t even creamy.
Why then do they cause fights?
The problem? Their delicious might.
Bacon bit coated helmets in war,
This is an odd thing I could adore.
Why then can I not find a rainbow,
Even with my great devotion so?
At least I know, a friend to count on,
Doesn’t mind that the oven’s gone.
Bacony Bacon bits of Bacon,
Cooled under the cold Daiken.
I eat them wearing baseball gloves,
Bacon bits are the friend I love.
Bacon bits are the newest cool trend,
The enemy of my enemy, my friend.
Tasty lovely yummy bits of niceness,
Giving them to friends, is a kindness.
Coated in something tasting of baked pig,
And always remember to take off the lid.
They take the greatest meat
Turn into a really tasty treat.
Want to eat them with your toe?
“It’s OK… No one… Will know.”
About the Creator
S.K. Wilson
Australian 🏳️⚧️ Author
My short form writing mostly falls into the absurd, strange and horror of the mind. I Dabble in poetry and micro-fiction collections.
Debut Arthurian fantasy novel out now! The Knights of Avalon
Hope you enjoy reading!
Comments (1)
Haha this was so sweet and funny!!