we're the only cunts in Melbourne
that don't have fuckin air-con mate
so don't come here fuckin whinging
or telling us how it is in interstate
we're the only cunts in Melbourne
with all our windows open every night
it lets in the bugs but it lets out the heat
and all that fucking light
we’re the only cunts in Melbourne
that enjoy the slightest of evening summer breeze
just enough to take the edge off
just enough to please
we’re the only cunts in Melbourne
that can handle any heat
ever fuckin summer you moan
how your new fridge is fuckin useless cause it fucked up, ruined the meat
we’re the only cunts in Melbourne
that don’t moan or complain about the sun
here’s a free tip for ya mate, stay inside during the day
and that’s all there is, just the one
we’re the only cunts in Melbourne
that don’t care how hot it really is here
we’ll just say fuckin hell it’s fuckin hot
and have another fuckin beer
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Brenton F
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Comments (4)
I live where it's summer all year long so this was very relatable!
You just planted a great idea in my head!
Cheers to the heat! ☀️🍻
LOL, loved the tone. Like, it is what it is. Although I hate the heat. Loathe it, really. Another honest and unapologetic piece from you :)