An Ode to Danny's Bidet 🚽🍻✨

Oh, it’s true what they say, he swears by his ‘Bum Bum’ spray, In a world that’s gone mad, it’s the one thing that’s grand! With a sparkle and gleam, it’s Danny’s grand dream, Here’s to Danny, and his magic bidet! Raise your glass, sing it loud, Danny’s arse—he’s so proud! In the land of the free, the cleanest you’ll see, Here’s to Danny’s beloved bidet! When the world’s feeling rough, and the times are too tough, He laughs at the mess, ’cause his throne is spot,—less! With a splash and a spray, he’ll stay fresh all the day, Here’s to Danny, and his magic bidet! So gather around, in this fine little town, Tell tales of the man with the cleanest behind. An asshole that was earnest and honest and kind, And to Danny, and his magic sparkling bidet!