Absurdity-Slaying 101

Life's absurdities can really suck,

But I ain't gonna let 'em run amok,

I'll take 'em on head first,

With a fierce, no-nonsense burst,

And kick their sorry butts until they're stuck.

I won't let the absurdities bring me down,

Or leave me lying helpless on the ground,

I'll rise up and take control,

And show them who's the boss, in whole,

With a ferocity that's simply profound.