Abducted

LOCAL NEWS - 6PM

Authorities continue searching for a child

last seen inside a home

where nothing was reported missing.

There was no sign of forced entry.

Neighbors witnessed nothing

out of the ordinary.

The child was last seen wearing--

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WEATHER - 7:30PM

A low pressure system remains stagnant

over the residence

where the child was last seen.

Expect doors slamming shut

on their own

with no wind,

muffled voices bulging from the walls,

and long periods of silence

misshapen as calm.

Children in the affected area

should take shelter

inside the version of themselves

that draws the least attention.

No downpour is expected.

Everything will be swallowed

before it falls--

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LIVE GAME SHOW

HOST: Name something an adult can lose

that cannot be found under a couch cushion.

The contestant studies ten empty spaces.

The audience knows.

Clenched teeth.

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WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING...

AMBER ALERT

NAME:

AGE AT DISAPPEARANCE: 8

LAST SEEN: Fitting in

MAY ANSWER TO: "Scapegoat"

DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS

Apologizes for being present.

Uses kindness as a shield.

Mistakes feeling needed

for being safe.

[..........]

Please be advised,

the child may be traveling

with an adult considered trustworthy.

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SPORTS

--and against impossible odds,

what a remarkable comeback--

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UNRESOLVED MYSTERIES

"Thank you for watching,

Unresolved Mysteries.

And now,

an age-progressed image

of the missing child."

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