so i clicked for deviance
i clicked for diversions
i clicked and i paid for
so many filthy perversions
i got butt sex and strap ons
and bottles to sniff
pills for a potent pecker
little tiny plastic thumb seal packets
to store my stuff, my jiff
i got cock rings and poppers
and so many photos of gash
i gave them my numbers
my bank thing my cash
i got rubber gloves that go up to your armpits
can’t wait to have a crack at those
these penis extensions get a good mention
but not the one with the hose
a million and one sex toys now litter my home
i have every jizz mag known to man
i should have let go of my dick
and i should never have clicked
and ticked yes to
a thousand filthy perversions
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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Lol, not me finding this hilarious 🤣 This was excellent!
Just another typical day in Montréal...and your number seems low (are you well?). ;)