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A Thousand Filthy Perversions

and a thousand more be damned!

By BrenPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
The "New" back room

so i clicked for deviance

i clicked for diversions

i clicked and i paid for

so many filthy perversions

i got butt sex and strap ons

and bottles to sniff

pills for a potent pecker

little tiny plastic thumb seal packets

to store my stuff, my jiff

i got cock rings and poppers

and so many photos of gash

i gave them my numbers

my bank thing my cash

i got rubber gloves that go up to your armpits

can’t wait to have a crack at those

these penis extensions get a good mention

but not the one with the hose

a million and one sex toys now litter my home

i have every jizz mag known to man

i should have let go of my dick

and i should never have clicked

and ticked yes to

a thousand filthy perversions

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Bren

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