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A Dirty Pussy Ditty

It Is Better If You Sing It

By Patrick M. OhanaPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
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A Dirty Pussy Ditty
Photo by Shomitro Kumar Ghosh on Unsplash

You can sing this verselet like the song, "My Favorite Things" by Julie Andrews (The Sound of Music).

Sap drops on noses and squirts on some faces,

Crap-coloured tresses and loosely hooked braces,

Skin-fabric outfits supported with strings,

These are a few of my favourite things.

Gals in clear getups with red golden claspers,

Long pricks that pile up in hallways and dumpsters,

Sucking parched lips that eat pussy in swigs,

These are a few of my favourite things.

Double-crossed asses and ironed-out panties,

Anus and pussy and pee-covered Dantes,

Sweet pussies parting with sap on their rings,

These are a few of my favourite things.

When the breast swings,

When the hand brings,

When I cannot sling,

I simply remember these favourite things

And I always cling.

surreal poetry
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About the Creator

Patrick M. Ohana

A medical writer who reads and writes fiction and some nonfiction, although the latter may appear at times like the former. Most of my pieces (over 2,200) are or will be available on Shakespeare's Shoes.

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