A Condescending Con Descending Stairs
A narcissist's limerick
There once was a criminal so vain,
Who loved to cause others great pain,
He walked down the stairs,
With a smirk and no cares,
A condescending con descending, so lame!
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Naya Lizardo
Travel addict, writer, knowledge enthusiast and poetry dabbler. I write about relationships, mental health, and social issues.
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The Abominable No-Meatman
So, I had an idea. I was wondering if Pennywise the dancing clown went vegan because he wanted to befriend humanity, what would he eat? Would there be food options for him, or would he have to starve just to be put in a better light with us humans. So I’ve created a special restaurant and menu just for him. This way, if Pennywise were to become vegan, he wouldn’t have to get creative with his dietary choices, I’ve done it for him. I’ve taken the work out of going vegan on his behalf! Here is a special restaurant and menu I made just for our friend, Pennywise!
By Alex H Mittelman 7 days ago in Fiction
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Love the word play here!