A collection of clerihews
Not to be taken too seriously!
The clerihew is a verse form invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley (1875-1956). It consists of four short lines in rhymed couplets, with the first line always being the name of a person. What follows may or may not be true!
Here are a few of mine, written at various times:
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Queen Elizabeth the First
Was by no means the worst
It was best to be wary
Of her sister Queen Mary
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Queen Victoria
Went to a trattoria
Albert sat down and snoozed
She wasn’t amused
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Jeremy Corbyn
Found it absorbin’
To take copious notes
When campaigning for votes
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Theresa May
Was discovered one day
In search of an exit
Other than Brexit
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Nigel Farage
Went to his garage
His car was resplendent
And, of course, independent
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William the Second
Was generally reckoned
A total disgrace
As well as red in the face
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Edmund Clerihew Bentley
Always did things gently
When it came to writing verse
He was never less than terse
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Margaret Thatcher?
No-one could catch her
As everyone would learn
She was not one to turn
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General George Gorringe
Was eating an orange
To celebrate the time
He provided a rhyme
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Donald J Trump
Was given a thump
His chances are shrinking
Or is this wishful thinking?
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William Shakespeare
Often makes appear
For me, lots and lots
Of ideas for good plots
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Charles John Huffam Dickens
The plot often thickens
In Bleak House, dense mist
But not in Oliver Twist
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Geoffrey Chaucer
Drank from a saucer
As did most of the males
In his Canterbury Tales
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King Richard the Third
Might have thought it absurd
That his bones would long fester
Neath a car park in Leicester
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Percy Bysshe Shelley
Was putting on a welly
When out popped a toad –
But it didn’t get an ode
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Emperor Nero
Was never a hero
He wrote many a Latin idyll
But he never played the fiddle
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Emperor Commodus
Never kept the job in focus
He thought himself a doughty fighter
Instead? A nasty little blighter
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Alistair McGowan
Has audiences wowin’
Footy’s his obsession
But he makes a good impression
About the Creator
John Welford
I am a retired librarian, having spent most of my career in academic and industrial libraries.
I write on a number of subjects and also write stories as a member of the "Hinckley Scribblers".
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