A Case Of The Silly’s

I awoke this morning in a daze

Checked my phone, it’s Sunday,

I don’t seem to have any memory

Of what I did at all on Saturday.

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I opened the fridge as I’m hungry

Imagine my surprise, all I could see,

Refuse and rubbish on the shelves

So where on earth could the food be?

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I decided I needed to head to the shop

But first point of order is a shower,

Imagine my surprise, all I could see

The bath is totally filled with flowers.

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This is getting stranger by the minute

Heading to the bedroom to dress,

Imagine my surprise, all I could see

My wardrobe is a nothing but a mess.

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I found the food from the fridge

It’s all mixed in with my clothes,

A mess is being extremely polite,

As the smell alone, is on the nose.

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Oh well I’ll need to do a load of wash

Taking clothes to the washer and dryer,

Imagine my surprise, all I could see

Both machines had been set on fire.

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Maybe I should head on back to bed

Am I dreaming or is this a nightmare,

If I go back to sleep, will I awaken

Happily finding no mess anywhere?

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Let me first check the rest of the house

I wandered through room after room,

Imagine my surprise, all I could see

My cats dressed in frilly costumes.

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That’s it, I’m obviously going insane

It must have been me, as I live alone,

Yesterday must be a case of the silly’s

And I’ll reawaken to my normal home.

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