A Bee on My Coffee
This goes out to the bee that landed on my coffee cup during a football game.
Coffee coffee coffee
Coffee is grand,
Coffee is swell
I love my coffee very well.
Coffee gives me life
Coffee is reason to get up out of bed
I like my coffee super sweet.
Then on my cup, my lid where my lips go,
A bee had landed and perched himself.
Get the f*ck off me you prick.
Disrespectful.
Like, who gave you permission to just spoil my beverage.
I bought this, with my own money, $1.75 to be exact.
I worked for this money with an emphasis on the "I" meaning not you.
Bees are assholes. Except honey bees.
Story time, I was indeed at a football game and a bee had landed on my coffee cup that I had just bought. The poem came instantly to me in a few short minutes cause the first thing I did was tell it to get the f*ck off my coffee and called it a prick. Thus the poem sprouted (get it? cause bees like flowers) and I wrote it on my phone with a few more phrases and BOOM. Bee poem.
About the Creator
Zoe Mullen
I like to write poetry that is both sad and funny. I'm also a great comedian.
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