4 Hours (or, ODE TO OUR EPIC ROMANCE)
I'll never forget... too bad we never met, yet
They say it takes
4 minutes
of staring into someone’s eyes
to fall completely in love with them.
So when I stared into yours for
4 HOURS
next to the subway that day,
while handing out free magazines,
with nothing better to look at
except
your new movie poster,
over and over, again, and
as those mesmerizing eyes
stared directly into mine,
looking at me like
you could see my soul,
it was a little hard not to feel
enchanted/embarrassed enough
to start looking you up
(as soon as my shift ended)
on my phone’s trusty internet browser.
Oh yes, Wiki-hmm-dia, do tell… who IS he???
Heeey, don’t get me wrong!
I swear, this isn’t like me normally,
celebrity crushes always seemed so silly.
Let me assure you, that’s not. even. what. this. is.
My motivations are always noble and pure.
I only searched you up because I was
**surprised**
to see you in a movie I hadn’t
**expected**
Like whoa, thought I had you pegged in one genre,
whatcha you doing over here in another?
And with that artsy director I admired.
HE is the reason I wanted to see the movie.
You, I had lumped endearingly amidst all these
predictably enthralling action hottie superhero stars.
But leading in a gothic horror “romance”?
Could this mean
you were more
**interesting**
than I had previously given you credit for?
Indeed you were!
Color me impressed!
Because of your theatrical range, of course.
The country singer,
the tragic soldier,
Shakespearean theatre?
Certainly not
because you are admittedly hot
to certain someone’s’ eyes
or apparently single
only a few years beyond me
and the only personal thing even
**the internet***
could dig up about you then
was that you were an ambassador for
**the starving children of the world**
Scandal-less!!!
NOW you had my attention.
As an entertainer. As a decent human being.
And I had coincidentally happened to notice
that you might be an eligible bachelor in real life.
Not that it mattered or anything.
Not that I could ultimately afford the time or money
to see your movie in theaters right then anyway.
But that was all for the better, you might say.
When I borrowed it later from the library,
watched it all the way through,
(“intriguingly disappointing” by my review)
and delved in the special features
as I always do
there was you
geeking out over the crazy craftsmanship of the sets
delighting in every tiny detail
of the designers’ elaborately actualized vision
(are they hiring, can I get in on this too?)
it overwhelmed you with joy
the way it would me
and I knew
if only I knew you
and if only you knew me too
that we would be fondest of friends,
and maybe a little bit
- dare I say -
I could even have fallen for you.
But that would be
much too silly of me.
So I’m sure that it mustn’t be true.
Though the next time,
I took myself out to a day at the cinema
and a small popcorn I could barely afford for
the limited-release sci-fi dystopian film based on a novel
that was just too indie to hit mainstream theaters
(showing at that small spot downtown)
(so great to be a New Yorker)
in which you ate your own dog to survive.
And thought: That sure took a dark turn,
but this is certainly my kind of guy,
daring to be in a movie like this.
As an added bonus you were shirtless,
for one scene at least,
not that I expected eye-candy
in these terribly trying times
while the world --
or at least that particular skyscraper
-- was ending in mayhem.
Pretty sure you survived it all.
But what I do recall
is that it was part of a film festival,
and the program book said
the REAL you had graced the premiere.
I'd thought of you as far across oceans,
but once, you were actually here???
Missed this chance already
and surely tickets were pricey
but it made me wonder
if I had sought out these gigs
as I often do
that help pay the bills while
adding to,
feeding from, reveling in
the excitement of entertainment
dressed in black
behind the scenes
greeting guests at the door
would I have
coincidentally
had the opportunity
to say hello?
Well, where else do you go?
I read about the year you hilariously
showed up to Cali's comic-con in character
and ranted across the stage.
I'd gone a different year.
I watched the video you showed up
on the news, in character again
to do some town's weather report.
Your grin is everything.
And oh yes is that my kind of silly.
And I learned, surprisingly,
that you're every lady's cup of tea.
A real Disn-y Prince, they say!
Since when???
The time you gouged out an eye,
slept with your sister,
it's as if... Prince Eric ate his own dog!
All this time,
I mostly came to like you
because you lacked cliché!
But indeed, you are nothing but sweet
every time you meet the press,
showing care to your fans,
undeniably endearing.
Ok I get it.
But then I refuse.
I will not join the hoard of fans.
We are colleagues in the industry,
and comic-cons are both our scenes.
I discovered one of my favorites in Philly
where I wander for drawing and networking
was expecting a visit from you and your hero pals.
Imagine that!
I usually sketch the speakers who talk about making comics,
or interesting behind-the-scenes stories of the entertainment world
that you all'd legitimately have, so it's no stretch to say
I'd be going there anyway
and if I drew the whole group of you
as a professional artist
obviously NOT a fan
and tagged everyone in the room
on our social media accounts
this could actually be
quite beneficial professionally
to potentially be followed
by any of these
celebrities.
And we'd have been within actual eyesight of each other.
But alas, my friend didn't get back to me about a place to say,
and I was $100 short for a ticket. Brilliant plans were foiled.
Until next time, someday...?
...
Epilogue:
You eventually dated a scandal-magnet
and I was so disappointed in your choices
(so much for being scandal-free)
that I almost gave up hope on you entirely.
But she always sings about her lousy exes
and the only beef she seemed to have with you
was that you bored her more than
the next man on her ongoing list
so it sounds like you’re still the same
chivalrous man/human/celebrity who
I’ll-never-admit-to-anything-like-loveishness-with
cuz-it-cant-be-when-you-havent-met---quite yet
but-I-still-think-it-would-be-cool-to-cross-paths-someday
lets-sit-next-to-each-other-when-we-both-win-oscars
and have a good laugh about it together.
(Until then, I'll chuckle at the times
you were in my city again for Broadway,
the tabloids caught you in the park
and commented on your jogging gear
as if you were wearing a designer suit.)
(And when we WERE in the same room,
only a few dozen feet from where I stood,
but you were hidden away behind the
convention's special-people curtains
with unfortunately not even a glimpse
so I still don't get the satisfaction to say
we'd ever actually seen each other at all that day.)
Yet.
About the Creator
Ellen Stedfeld
Visual artist & writer immersed in drawing, illustration, and creative experiments @EllesaurArts.com
Community arts in NYC/LIC Queens and online, NaNoWriMo "The Ellesaur"
Love participating in challenges to motivate new work!
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