ᗩᗷᖇᗩᑕᗩᗪᗩᗷᖇᗩ!

If your life is unfulfilling

and you wish to disappear,

I have just the machination

so that no one knows you’re here!

Just follow these instructions,

it’s simple, you will see

and step by step, you’ll fade away

in anonymity

For social interactions

you’ll want to go online,

and no more get-togethers

they’re a massive waste of time!

𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓮𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓴, 𝓧 and 𝓣𝓲𝓴𝓣𝓸𝓴

and even 𝓘𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓶

all lend themselves quite nicely

to this ‘disappearing’ plan

When it comes to entertainment

there’s no need for going out

you can stream your shows on 𝓝𝓮𝓽𝓯𝓵𝓲𝔁

from the comfort of your couch

And as for your employment,

the office is a bore

so why not work remotely?

(and remotely work, I’m sure)

To reduce your public outings

I think it would be smart

to 𝓤𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓔𝓪𝓽𝓼 your dinners

and to shop with 𝓘𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓽

Next, 𝓟𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓹 your pictures

so you won’t be recognized

(everybody does this,

it’s a modern-day disguise)

. . . and now one final measure

to get you off the grid:

go digital nomadic

and you’ll be covertly hid

Soon no one will remember

the you of yesterday

and this is how you disappear

and slowly fade away

ᗩᗷᖇᗩᑕᗩᗪᗩᗷᖇᗩ!