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I’m Banjo!
I’m a six year old beagle mix. My hobbies
include barking, guarding, digging, and
snooping for anything edible in my general
area. But I’m much deeper than that. I’d like
to take this opportunity to give you a bigger
look into my daily life.
10/31/2020 - 8:00
Eight A.M. feels the same as it does every
day. The small human cries out loud enough
to put a rooster to shame. Then, out
stumbles a tired mom. I hear her sorting
through dishes in the kitchen, so naturally I
can assume it’s time for breakfast.
Well, to be entirely fair, it’s not my
breakfast she’s making. It’s for the small
human. I’ve come to realize mom has a
responsibility to feed every smaller critter in
this house. I don’t know why she insists on
doting on this one though, it’s extremely
demanding.
What’s that, mom? Where? Outside? Of
course, I’d love to go outside! That’s where
all of the other dogs are. Well, where they
were at one point. I never catch them, but I
smell a hint of them every time I take a
walk. I like to let them know I’m here too,
maybe they won’t feel so lonely. I see at
least 2 different squirrels on our walk, and I
know they’re taunting me. I fend them off
courageously with a plethora of barks and
charges, but mom doesn’t seem to
appreciate my heroic gestures.
After a solid 15 minutes of territory marking
and squirrel intimidation, I’m ready to go
inside. It has been cold out lately, and I’m
not sure when mom plans to turn that off.
After contemplating why she’d ever make it
this old out in the first place, I am suddenly
hit with the smell of breakfast.
Mom made eggs.
Eggs are one of my favorite table foods!
They’re smelly and they’re soft, all the
easier to swallow without chewing much.
This is by far my favorite food to eat at the
bottom of the small humans chair. I guess
it’s good for sharing eggs.
After a solid 15 minutes of egg snatching,
mom retrieves the little human, and they
make their way to the door. This is my least
favorite time of the morning. I don’t know
where they go, but they’re always gone for
so long. She pats my head on the way out,
and I follow them to the door. I like to wait
for her to come back in, because sometimes
she forgets to grab something and I get
extra head pats.
10:30
After roughly 10 minutes of sitting, I get
bored. It’s looking like I need to find
something fun to do. I hear the familiar
pitter-patter of kitten paws on the wood
floor behind me. My sister Nani is awake!
Oh boy! Nani is a cat, and normally, I hate
cats. But this cat is the best cat to ever claw
its way into my heart. We do everything
together. She drinks from my water bowl
with me. She enjoys naps with me in the
sunlight. She even plays tug of war with me!
Thinking about Nani makes me one happy
boy, so I jump up to go greet her.
I think amidst all of my excitement to see
her, I forgot how much bigger than her I
am. I run full speed so I can sniff her as
soon as possible. She didn’t reciprocate my
excitement though. In fact, she starts to
run away from me. She must want to play!
So I run faster in an attempt to follow Nani.
We continue laps around our home, this is
one of our best chases yet! But my attempt
proved to be in vain as she jumps onto a
high place, the dining room table. After
roughly 5 minutes of sniffing and jumping
at Nani, I lose interest. I decide she’s never
coming down. But something new catches
my eye.
It’s the trash can.
12:00
I have many memories with this particular
trash can, both good and not-so-good. I’ve
found a plethora of tasty things in there!
From a selection of rib bones, a stale
McChicken, even an old pan of spaghetti!
But usually, mom isn’t so happy with me
when she gets home. Most of the time she
sets the can out of reach but, I suppose she
forgot today. I’m sure she won’t mind if I
just take a look around. I won’t make any
mess.
1:30
I’ve made a mess. Nani the cat is now
eating what remains on our dining room
floor. I can only hope she cleans the rest of
the evidence for me.
1:45
Ah, yes, early afternoon. This time of day
offers a great selection of sunny spots
through the windows of my home. I take my
time selecting the best one, and on my back
I go, belly up to soak up all of the warmth
the fall sunlight has to offer.
2:00
I hear the door lock click. But it feels like it’s
too early for mom to be here. Hey, who is
that!? I jump up and run like a chubby
slobbery bullet to the door. It’s my duty to
protect this house until mom is home.
Oh! It’s just a friend here to take me back
outside. What a good friend! I like this
friend. Maybe he’ll appreciate my squirrel
hunting abilities. I eagerly pace at the door
as he searches for my leash, the I notice, the
screen door is cracked. Maybe I’ll just get a
small head sta- and now I’m running!
2:30
I never meant to run this far from home. I
have so much excitement for being outside,
I just can’t turn down the opportunity. After
all, this time was far from wasted. I chased a
rabbit. When the rabbit got away, I found
myself a perfect spot to dig! One of my
favorite activities, if you can recall! Now my
paws are muddy and I’m very thirsty after
such a long run. I decide to seek out a nice
human who may give me water. It’s amazing
how many nice humans I can meet when
there isn’t a leash attached to my collar. As I
walk down the street, a couple of very
friendly girls stop to pet me. I decide to
follow them home, and sure enough they
gave me plenty of treats and water. I’m
almost decided on staying here forever
when my friend from earlier shows up to
retrieve me. My new human friends must
have called the number on my collar. Just
when you think you really know somebody.
4:45
I’ve been locked in the kitchen using baby
gates. This is beyond humiliating, and there
are no sun spots here. I’m beginning to
think my friend from earlier isn’t exactly in
agreement with me about what a good time
outside is.
5:30
Mom is home! I hear her keys jingling as
she unlocks the door.
“Banjo where are you?” she calls.
I bark once, my excitement overwhelming
me as I jump on the gate. She comes to
greet me happily, patting my head and back
as I lovingly lick her face. After a lovely
greeting, I walk behind her, eager to show
her how well I guarded the hou-
Oh no. The dining room.
With my tail tucked and my head down, I
pretend as if I didn’t know anything about
what occurred in this room. Moms
eyebrows furrowed as she looks around at
the mess, and she sighs as she begins
picking up the remaining pieces. Maybe I
can pin this one on the cat.
7:00
Dinner time! Mom is making pork chops,
another classic favorite of mine. Although
receiving this wonderful treat seems
unlikely, as mom hasn’t spoken to me since
she cleaned my trash mess. Even so, I sit at
her feet, performing the best pity face ever
known amongst puppy eyes world wide.
After certain defeat, I tread begrudgingly to
my own food bowl. After eating the food
meant for me, mom drops a pork bone into
my bowl! She’s really the best.
8:30
Bed time is near, but I’ve been sentenced to
spend the night in my own bed in the living
room. But, what was initially an unpleasant
sentence quickly became a favorable
experience. I do 5 or 6 circles in my bed,
nuzzling into a comfortable slumber. Nani
mews from across the room, and once she
was certain I was relaxing, she comes to join
me. Crickets chirp outside of the window,
the wind blowing just enough that I can
hear leaves blowing over the sound of
mom’s quiet television. The house smells of
porkchops, the cat purrs quietly next to me,
the small human ceases its’ calls for
attention, and I sleep peacefully after
another full day of being Banjo.
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