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If cow writes 'man' essay

If cow writes man essay

By MANIK HOSSENPublished 10 days ago 3 min read
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Introduction

Humans are primarily domesticated animals. If he spends a long time outside the house, there is a risk of him becoming inhuman. Although it has two hands and two legs, it does not have a tail to repel mosquitoes. People have to buy mosquito nets, coils, medicine and many other things to repel mosquitoes.

People are helpless. Oh poor cow!

benefits

There are many benefits to people. They provide us with food. Makes us fat.

He also writes about us. They will even bring out a special number about us this Eid. Although it's a laughable number, we don't mind it.

The benefit to people cannot be overstated.

It all comes in handy. Human hair is a very valuable commodity to wig companies. People apply shampoo to maintain this hair. That shampoo again provides confidence to some people. They don't need anything else.

Human skin is an amazing material. Some people have very tough skin. From simple slaps to extreme insults, nothing goes wrong. Some people are born with very tough skin. The skin has to be softened by applying special soaps and cosmetics day after day. Some people have a lot of tension about skin softening. So there is no doubt, whether human skin has economic value or not, this skin has an economy. Same goes for teeth. It is also very valuable. Man is the only animal who understands the meaning of teeth. There is no shortage of dental care products in the market.

Human skeletons are also very expensive. Buying and selling takes place in the underground market. Skeletons are highly prized by medical students. People also rob human graves for these skeletons. Cow's blood is of no use, but human's blood is. Human feces are also very beneficial. Especially city people. The manure from the drain is mixed with the soil and compost is made. The soil mixed with fertilizers is sold in nurseries in the city. Green-green plants and grass, oh grass! Young grass! Hamba! Hamba!

People are also exported. People export people in all legal and illegal ways. People are so expensive! It earns a lot of money. Many things in the human body are also exported, such as kidneys, eyes, bone marrow. In general, the role of people in the overall economy is immense.

characteristics

A cow's stomach has four compartments, but a human stomach has only one. But the surprising thing is that even if the stomach does not have four, most of the people just eat and eat all day long. For this, people have to feed a lot. Along with the regular diet, people are bribed to fatten up. Besides bribes, people have more on their menu—speed money, relief supplies, foreign aid, etc. Apart from this, people need mixed and balanced food from time to time, such as eating for birthdays, eating for good results, eating for work; Then there is no end to promotions, weddings, wedding anniversaries, four days, 40 days. Humans are somewhat expensive animals as food.

But humans can carry loads like cows. People who carry loads are therefore called 'bulls' by other people. That's not right though. Not all people are bulls. Some people are bulls.

the price

When Eid comes to us, it means that the value of cows increases. But some people are also eager to increase their prices at this time. Why people increase their prices on Eid is a mystery. But the interesting thing is that at this time people increase their prices through us. By buying cows at exorbitant prices, people start thinking of themselves as expensive and get pleasure. Apart from this, the price of people varies depending on the area. Workers are sold at the lowest price. Then the jobbers are sold at a fair price. Employed people are sold at a good price but their other characteristics gradually suffer. They become like expensive oxen day by day. As among the cows there are foreign cows, who only give milk, there are also some people, for whom the cowshed is like the whole world. Such people are useful for society. And in the world, government employees and large-scale businessmen get higher prices. Although they do not have tails to repel mosquitoes, they do not lack tails.

Conclusion

Although man is sometimes harmful to nature and natural life, man is a very beneficial animal in other ways. So I think humans should be declared the national animal except for the extinct and almost invisible Royal Bengal Tiger.

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About the Creator

MANIK HOSSEN

ghost town

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