Too Hot to Handle the Heart of Hatch Pepper Pepperoni Pizza

"Movement and action generate

energy to combat coldness." - Taoist Quote

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The red hot burning summer has arrived, as the heat wave seems to be flowing like red hot lava flames with smoke through my stressed veins exploding as my two wives are suffering in China. I have walked thousands of miles from Colombia, for I flew in from Beijing, for I am Han Chinese. On the long walk, especially in the hot weather, we carried hot peppers to eat because the capsaicin in the peppers made us sweat and the sweating cooled us down. In Korea, they drink hot water all day as a way to be cool in the summer.

We built the Great Wall of China to prevent the Mongolians from entering our country. However, they simply rode their horses around it, for Mulan was probably a Mongolian, not Chinese, and China became a colony of Mongolia. I can imagine her eating hot peppers. Oh not possible because they originated in South America and Columbus took them back to Europe.

Indeed, I miss my beautiful sexy hot wives as I sweat rivers of sweat from the peppes within the shadow of my ego of futility as I walk into America to be free from the enslavement of China.

Global warming remains a fact. It is changing the world. The heat wave remains insane and has become a totally destroying factor in our planet as it has caused our tires to buckle, melt, and even explode.

In China, we have a lot of electric cars and amazing trains systems, but no matter what we do to conserve energy, it is never enough: never ever! Even our tires burn in the heat.

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However, I am free at last, for I worked hard for my company, for my nation, and for my women. Though we were not allowed to have more than one child by law, and though even when that law changed, we stopped having children because of inflation, strife, and a dictatorship of demons, for all that is not helping our hot souls.

I was not a good husband, so I bet my wives are dancing in the streets, laughing and celebrating.

In China, no matter how much we work, we cannot survive. Indeed, some men commit suicide by laughing to death while eating hot peppers during the hottest summer months, for many cannot afford air conditioners.

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Some men vanish simply vanish. Indeed, I am such a man who disappeared. However, I miss my sexy hot wives, for they were my friends and when I needed their love, they loved me with all their hearts. They knew about the other one and accepted her as long as I took care of each one. I did my best. I respected them. I even bought them Italian pizza and the local restaurants.

In China, having two wives remains a sign of wealth, but not health, for it was fake. Many say I must have two penises and four balls.

One wife was a paper wife, the other was for show and tell. In China, we no longer have children. Sadly, India now has a larger population than China. China means middle kingdom. We think we are the center of reality and the world. We are not. All is an delusion or illusion. . .

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Finally, I survived the heat waves of the deserts in Colombia, central America and Mexico, pretending to be Colombian as I walked my way to freedom, eating peppers. Walking north, north, and north. Yes, there were mountains too. I am in top shape and am well taken care of as I walked with other Chinese. The Latino culture of Latin America has a lot of similarities to Chinese culture.

Basically, many Latinos look a lot like Chinese. We all enjoy pizza. Actually many of the women remind me of my beautiful wives in China, whom I miss. With money, "coyotes" guided me and other Chinese into Texas, as the border patrol miss us as we enter in the dead heat of the night. We even avoided the dangerous ICE agents who shoot Americans dead by accident. Nothing is by accident. They undead Americans bring me pizza in my dreams. Sounds like China to me.

Indeed, the great Zheng He, the Muslim Chinese admiral of the 15th century, traveled around the world before Columbus, and probably came to Meso-America. Furthermore, the way of the curanderos or Mexican healers, remains similar to the philosophy, thoughts, and way of Taoism and Confucianism. This is not a coincidence.

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A cheap Toyota drives me to Oklahoma, the state above Texas, where the majority of Okies speak Spanish and love Pizza Hut. I am given a birth certificate saying I was born in Oklahoma which I paid money for. Now there is a large populations of Han Chinese creating a new China in the Heartland.

I meet another Chinese woman, Mei-ling, who has been living in Oklahoma, she was a student at the university in Stillwater, for she majored in business and married an American but divorced him within a couple of years, for he loved to drink beer, sing country songs, eat pizza, and meet other women to sleep with at night.

Mei-ling is from Guojiawu Village, China, very close to where I had my two wives. Happily, we become good friends and often went to Pizza Hut, In the heat wave of the July, we are melting as we drink hot fermented Chinese pu-erh tea, but it is not the same quality of the fermented tea we drank in China.

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Mei-ling or Sheila as she is called in America, is very young, mindful, and sexy. She is hot pepperoni pizza, ready to eat raw. Indeed, I love to watch her melt or perspire in the heat waves of Oklahoma as we eat Chinese tan tsin or hot peppers. . . .

It is Chinese New Years, our most important holiday. We are two hotties in love with each other. . . Free from the slavery of China.

We sing the hot mantra :

. . . Free at last.. .

. . . . Free at last. . .

. . . . Free at last . . .

. . . Pizza at last.. .

. . . . Pizza at last. . .

. . . . Pizza at last . . .

All you can eat at some sacred church buffets of god. . .