Sarcasm
Local Man Creates Religion Around Toast, Sparks Global Movement
It all began with a simple slice of sourdough. Fifty-two-year-old Dennis Mallard of Cheboygan, Michigan was preparing his usual breakfast — two slices of toast, lightly buttered, just a whisper of cinnamon — when he claims he received a “revelation.” As the second slice popped up, Dennis saw what he described as “a divine shimmer” across the crust.
By The Pompous Postabout a year ago in Humor
Waking Up After Thirty: A Love Letter to Slippers, Sore Backs, and Sleep
At 20, I was basically a superhuman-woman. I had the energy of a caffeinated squirrel and the life of a rockstar. Twelve hours of work? No problem. Quick shower, eyeliner flicked on in the dark, and I was out the door—heels clicking, music blasting, ready to dance until 4 a.m. We’d finish the night sipping warm beer by the river as the sun rose, shoes in hand, hair full of secrets. Then back home for another shower, nuclear-grade coffee, and straight to work again.
By Tina's Blossom Lifeabout a year ago in Humor
Dear Diary... Wait, This Is a Blog Now?!
Once upon a time, in the magical era of butterfly hair clips and glitter pens, there was a trend so powerful, so sacred, that every 10-year-old girl swore loyalty to it with the kind of seriousness reserved for royal oaths and Spice Girls fan mail.
By Tina's Blossom Lifeabout a year ago in Humor
"Face? What Face?" – A Short Tragedy in Many Acts
Let me start by saying: Thank you for your support. Thank you for being here and reading my blog. I love that we cross paths in this magical life and share moments — some deep, some fleeting, some hilarious.
By Tina's Blossom Lifeabout a year ago in Humor
The Worst (Active) Creator On Vocal. Content Warning.
Introduction This is meant to be a bit of humour, and I am definitely not down, although it is something I am aware of. This is only true because of the number of stories, poems, articles and things that I publish, and this is what the statistics say.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred about a year ago in Humor











