Parody
Crown Him King: Being the Singular Tale of How the Illustrious Kingdom of Snettle-upon-Snee Went Through Four Kings in the Space of a Week
The Pitch Nobody's mourning the death of King Hustlebee III for any of the usual reasons. Weeping fills the streets. Black banners wave from all the windows. Yet Hustlebee III never showed care or compassion for his subjects, and he had the unfortunate habit of finding himself more concerned with the amount of riches in his vault than the abundance of crime on the streets. He was not a particularly great king—or an adequate one, for that matter. Why, then, all this mourning? Why the wailing and gnashing of teeth? Simple. Even though Hustlebee III was a terrible king, Rufus Hustlebee IV, crown prince to Snettle-upon-Snee, is going to do an even worse job than his father.
By Emma Gardner12 months ago in Humor
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 12 months ago in Humor
The adventures of Hidden Money: A Comedic Quest for the Bonus
The Thompson household was always filled with laughter and playful banter. Mr. Thompson had a mischievous streak when it came to money, often attempting to hide it from his wife, Mrs. Thompson. However, no matter how hard he tried, his clever hiding spots were always uncovered by his astute and persistent wife.
By Jointdfw 7912 months ago in Humor
Little Rental House in Jersey. Runner-Up in Pitch Your Pilot Challenge.
Title: Little Rental House in Jersey Elevator Pitch: A century after the events in TV's Little House on the Prairie, it is 1977, and the Wingate family, like the Ingalls' of "Little House", is leaving their Wisconsin home, not for the American frontier in a covered wagon, but for the (fictional) New Jersey town of Lindendale in a station wagon, so Dad can follow his Broadway dream as the rest of the family cope with tough, fast-talking Jersey.
By Rebecca Morton12 months ago in Humor
The Hilarious Misunderstanding in the Jungle: Tarzan and the Monkey Gang
One day in the jungle, a group of monkeys gathered around Tarzan, the man raised by apes. They were curious about something that had been bothering them for a while. The bravest monkey, let's call him Chatter, finally mustered up the courage to ask Tarzan about it.
By Jointdfw 7912 months ago in Humor
Toilet Cleaning and the Power of Love: A Unique Story of Forgiveness in Marriage
In the realm of marital bliss, a funny story unfolds between a forgiving husband and wife. As the husband reflects on their decades-long journey, he is in awe of his wife's ability to stay calm and composed despite her occasional mistakes.
By Jointdfw 7912 months ago in Humor
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On acid everything is very very important I had been on acid since breakfast and guarding the merry-go-round in my uncle’s Vietnam helmet was my only responsible choice. It was 2007 and my friend Ellen’s bachelorette party was raging sloppy and I knew everyone were incredibly vulnerable. Donned only in bridesmaids dresses, my friends cavorted in the dangerous wilds of San Francisco slurping mimosas out of baby bottles and occasionally exposing themselves as the ride careened at a seemingly impossible speed as legs and arms flailed in a tangle of chaos and light trails. Ellen was coming round on some chipped white beast of a horse and as she swung round she crossed her eyes, her tongue sticking preternaturally to the side and screaming, “BLAAAAAH!” and vanished from sight.
By Kevin Rolly12 months ago in Humor
Family Ties and Hilarious Twists: Doctor vs. Crazy Person in the Morning
Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a humorous tale known as "Doctor vs. Crazy Person in the Morning." It all began on a bright and sunny day at the local mental health clinic, where Doctor Johnson, a seasoned psychiatrist, sat in his office, ready to face another day of intriguing cases.
By Jointdfw 7912 months ago in Humor
A Conspiracy of Clowns
A Conspiracy of Clowns Synopsis: A Conspiracy of Clowns takes the basic premise of the 80s sci-fi classics such as ‘They Live’ and ‘V’, only, rather than extraterrestrial lizards in a human skinsuit trying to suck our planet dry of resources while brainwashing and indoctrinating everybody to fight in their Leader’s wars, it is interdimensional clowns under a holographic shroud that have come to siphon away all of our emotions, beginning with joy and happiness. They infiltrate all walks of life, from world leaders all the way down to doctors, nurses, police. Garbage disposal personnel. Teachers. The media. The Clowns are everywhere. There is no way to stop them. They are all-pervasive, they have infiltrated every level of civilian and government life in every country on Earth.
By Dave Rowlands12 months ago in Humor