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Donald Trump's Home Alone 2 Cameo: The 7-Second Scene That Sparked Decades of Debate
The incident took place in 1992. At that time, Donald Trump's name was not preceded by the title 'US President'. He was primarily known as a high-profile American businessman and real estate developer. Trump was the owner of several luxurious properties, one of the most iconic being the Plaza Hotel in New York City. That year, he appeared in a brief guest role in the family comedy movie Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
By Farid Uzzaman Ahad2 years ago in Humor
Food Jokes for Kids: Tickle Their Taste Buds with Laughter! 🍎😂
Food and fun go hand-in-hand, especially when it comes to making kids giggle. From cheesy pizza puns to banana jokes that’ll make them slip with laughter, food jokes are a kid-favorite because they’re silly, clean, and deliciously funny.
By JokeJester2 years ago in Humor
Lyft, Lies, and Lost Phones . Content Warning.
The Incident: A Night Out Gone Wrong Okay. So, I left my phone in the Lyft after going to a party in Harlem, New York. I went home, got out the lyft, and noticed as I entered my space that I didn't have my phone. So, I quickly telephoned a friend who was still at the party in Harlem to inquire about the whereabouts of the phone and he said he didn't see it but that he will ask the owner of the club to ask where it is. I decided fi drop a sleep and wait until the morning fi see wah gwaan. Meanwhile, before I go to sleep too, I message Lyft to ask about the phone and to see if they can get in contact with the driver and they are so unresponsive. They didn't reply to me for a while. Then, the next day when I'm in class I text my friend on iMessage on my computer and ask him fi check di phone location. So, he replied back to me and told me that my phone location says it's in the Bronx in some apartments on Kingsbridge Ave. Him gimme di address and a seh it deh inna one apartment building pon di right side.
By Langston Morrison2 years ago in Humor
11 Long Jokes That Are Totally Worth the Wait - Joke Dose
Let’s be honest—one-liners are fun, quick, and effective. But there are times when you need something meatier—a story that builds suspense, plays with your expectations, and hits with a punchline you never saw coming. That’s where long jokes come in. Think of them as funny little rollercoasters: there's a climb, a twist, and then a perfect drop that leaves you laughing. And let’s face it—when someone tells a good long joke at just the right moment, they own the room.
By Faraz2 years ago in Humor
Bad Interview Advice . Content Warning.
A friend of mine recently applied to work in the same industry as me, and made the mistake of telling me this on a quiet night shift after I had partaken in very little sleep. The resultant advice I offered him can be seen below:
By Ted Maul 2 years ago in Humor
200+ Columbus Day Quotes to Honor Exploration and Adventure
Columbus Day is a day that commemorates Christopher Columbus day Quotes arrival in the Americas on October 12, 1492. It's a day to reflect on exploration, discovery, and the complex history that shaped the world.
By JokeJester2 years ago in Humor
The Ransom of Red Chief
Part 1: The Brainstorming and the Snatch It looked like a good thing: but wait till I tell you. We were down South, in Alabama—Bill Driscoll and Me when this kidnapping idea struck us. It was, as Bill afterward expressed it, “during a moment of Temporary mental apparition”; but we didn’t find that out till later. There was a town down there, as flat as a flannel-cake, and called Summit. It contained inhabitants of as Undeleterious and self-satisfied a class of peasantry as ever clustered around a Maypole. Bill and I needed capital. We had a fraudulent town-lot scheme of ours down there that we wanted to pull off, but we needed a little ready money. So, one evening we kidnapped the son of old Dorsey, from Summit.
By Sarwar Zeb2 years ago in Humor
Group Chat Rules Nobody Follows (But We Pretend We Do)
In the modern world, group chats have replaced tea stalls, living rooms, and classroom benches as the epicenter of daily gossip, unfiltered opinions, and the occasional viral meme. Whether it's a family WhatsApp group, a college friends chat, or a work-related coordination group that somehow became a meme dump, one thing remains constant: absolute, beautiful chaos. Despite all efforts to maintain some form of order, group chats operate under a set of unwritten rules that everyone knows — and universally ignores. The result? A digital jungle where logic takes a backseat, and the only constant is "You're on mute," followed by, "Can someone add me again? I left by mistake." Let's explore the hilarity of these ignored rules that define our daily digital lives and the characters who make it all worth it. Rule #1: Reply in Context Expectation: If someone asks a question or shares a thought, you respond directly to it. Reality: Three people send good morning messages. One drops a meme. Another sends a voice note about something entirely unrelated. The original message? Buried forever. Even worse, someone finally replies... three days later. "Oh, sorry, I just saw this." Rule #2: No Spamming Expectation: Be respectful. Don’t send 20 images or 40 forwarded messages in one go. Reality: Enter the uncle who thinks every WhatsApp forward from 2012 is still fresh. Or the friend who discovers a meme folder and thinks everyone needs to see all 200 of them right now. Bonus points if the images are grainy, with random motivational quotes that make no sense. Rule #3: Don’t Add Random People Without Asking Expectation: Keep the group private. Add only relevant members. Reality: One day you're chatting with close friends, and the next, someone adds their cousin, their cat's vet, and a mystery number from Dubai. No explanation. No intro. Just vibes. Then begins the awkward phase where everyone tries to figure out who the new person is without directly asking. Rule #4: Stick to the Group's Purpose Expectation: Work groups talk about work. Family groups coordinate dinners or events. Friend groups share memories. Reality: Work group? Half-day memes and lunch photos. Family group? Politics, conspiracy theories, and "please forward to 10 people." Friend group? Dead for months until someone revives it with "Remember this?" followed by chaos. Even the most serious group slowly spirals into random videos, inside jokes, and complaints about adulthood. Rule #5: Use Emojis in Moderation Expectation: Emojis should complement the message. Reality: One message, 15 laughing faces. Or worse, the crying emoji used for everything: sad news, funny news, breaking news. Nobody knows what it actually means anymore. There’s always that one person who reacts with 7 different emojis to one text. A modern-day Shakespeare, truly. Rule #6: No Voice Notes Over 1 Minute Expectation: Keep it short. Nobody wants to hear your TED Talk. Reality: You open the chat and see a 6-minute voice note. The courage it takes to press play and commit to the unknown is heroic. Even better? The sender says, "Ignore the background noise" as babies cry, dogs bark, and someone honks aggressively in the background. Rule #7: Don’t Leave Without Warning Expectation: If you're leaving, say goodbye or explain politely. Reality: [Person has left the group] No context. No goodbye. Just vibes and unanswered questions. Then the real gossip begins. "Did you see they left? Are they mad? Should we add them back?" Followed by awkward silence or a forced “let’s move on.” Rule #8: Don’t Argue About Politics or Religion Expectation: Avoid sensitive topics. Keep the peace. Reality: One innocent meme. One sarcastic reply. Suddenly, it’s 52 unread messages, emotional voice notes, and someone being temporarily removed "for peace." By the end, everyone agrees: “Let’s not fight.” Until next week. Rule #9: Mute Is a Lifesaver Expectation: You stay involved. Reality: You muted the group for 1 year and forgot it existed until someone tagged you. Now you’re 1,400 messages behind and too scared to read. So you pop in, drop a "Haha," and leave again. Classic move. Rule #10: Tag Only When Necessary Expectation: Use @ to get attention when needed. Reality: People tagging everyone for no reason. Or tagging someone in the middle of a dead group to ask, "Where are you?" And then there’s the tag + question combo, like "@Ali What is the Wi-Fi password again?" in a group that hasn’t talked in two years. --- The Iconic Characters of Every Group Chat Let’s not forget the people who make these group chats the chaotic gems they are: 1. The Silent Reader: Never types. Always online. Knows everything. 2. The Meme Machine: Doesn’t speak. Just reacts and shares memes. 3. The Paragraph Poet: Responds to every message with an essay. 4. The Typo King/Queen: You need a decoder to understand them. 5. The Emoji Addict: Uses more emojis than words. 6. The "Good Morning" Bot: Sends inspirational quotes daily at 6:00 AM sharp. 7. The One Who Always Leaves: Leaves and rejoins at least twice a month. 8. The Accidental Voice Noter: Constantly sends voice notes with zero useful info. --- Why We Still Love Group Chats For all their madness, group chats are digital comfort zones. They’re where laughter lives, where news breaks (sometimes real, mostly fake), and where bonds are built or reignited. Whether you check in every minute or once a month, it feels like home. They may be annoying, loud, confusing, and sometimes too much, but they’re also a place where people share everything from jokes to grief, memes to milestones. They remind us that even in our fast-moving, screen-filled lives, we still crave connection, even if it’s through forwarded messages and 2-minute-long voice notes. So here’s to group chats: messy, chaotic, and hilariously human. Just don’t forget to mute them.
By Qismat ullah wazir 2 years ago in Humor
The Coffee Paradox
I found myself in trouble yesterday. Then it was that I found myself at a coffee house — one of those “upscale” places you know? The kind of place where you walk in and feel you should be reading Dostoevsky while spending the equivalent of your phone bill. Either way, I’m standing in line pretending to be one of them, not knowing that I’m seconds away from a decision that will change my life indefinitely — fine, at least my morning. I arrive at the counter and the barista, clearly someone who’s had more training in coffee than I will ever receive in anything for the rest of my life, looks up at me, “What can I get for you today?”
By Pen to Publish2 years ago in Humor
The Great Sandwich Heist: A Tale of Office Treachery and Tuna
The Great Sandwich Heist: A Tale of Office Treachery and Tuna It all started on a Wednesday — which, if you work a desk job, you already know is the emotional equivalent of dry toast. Not terrible, not great, just there. Except this Wednesday would go down in history.
By monodip2 years ago in Humor
Backbencher Part 1
Gabendro International Failure’s School | SESSION 1 | EPISODE 1 Lunchtime Misadventures [Scene: The school cafeteria during lunch break. Students are eating, but Dugli sits on a bench, rubbing ice on her head while occasionally munching on some. Tandu approaches her, puzzled.] Tandu: Hey! What… are you doing? Dugli: I’m trying to cool my head like Mount Everest! Tandu: But why?! Dugli: If my brain becomes as cold as Mount Everest, it will cool my whole body! Then I can climb Mount Everest! Tandu: You look like a fool. Dugli: No, you’re the fool! Because you don’t listen carefully in Ms. Limia’s Biology class. Tandu: What did Ms. Limia say? Dugli: She said, “Our brain controls our body.” So I asked her if I had a brain, and she said something very wise… [Flashback: Ms. Limia, their Biology teacher, raises an eyebrow and responds.] Ms. Limia: If you’re rubbing ice on your head at lunchtime instead of eating, then yes, you definitely have a brain... but it might need some repairs. [Back to present.] Tandu: That’s it! Give me some ice—I also want to test if I have a brain! Dugli: Here you go! Tandu: Thanks! You know what? Let’s climb Mount Everest together! Dugli: That’s an even better idea! We’ll prove we can do anything! They highfive dramatically, sending a few ice cubes flying. Other students watch, shaking their heads in disbelief. Back to Class: The Homework Crisis [Scene: The lunch bell rings. Students return to their classrooms. In Class 10, Mr. Nolen, the Physics teacher, enters. He has a reputation for cracking jokes in class.] Nolen: Good afternoon, students! [All students reply in unison: "Good afternoon, sir!" Except for Dugli and Tandu, who remain silent.] Nolen: What about the backbenchers? Dugli: Backbenchers are always fine, sir! Tandu: Yeah! Ringlu (another student): Sir, don’t waste class time! You gave us homework yesterday—remember? Nolen: Oh! Right. Everyone, take out your homework. [Students pull out their notebooks. Dugli nudges Tandu.] Dugli: Hey, did you do your homework? Tandu: Yeah. Dugli: What?! Tandu (sleepily): I mean… no. I couldn’t do it. Dugli: What excuse should we give this time? Tandu: Umm… how about a severe stomach illness? Dugli: We’ve used that excuse at least 150 times! Tandu: Okay, fine. How about… we tell him we were abducted by aliens? Dugli: We used that one in seventh grade. Tandu: What if… we say that a monkey stole our notebooks? Dugli: Tandu, we’re in a school, not a zoo! [Students start showing their homework. When Dugli and Tandu’s turn comes, they nervously exchange glances.] Nolen: Dugli, Tandu, where’s your homework? Dugli: Uh… sir… we both had a stomach illness… Nolen: Again? That’s the 151st time this year! Tandu: Sir, it’s a new kind of stomach illness. It’s called… uh… "Homework Allergy!" Nolen (shaking his head): Stand on your bench. No more excuses! [Dugli and Tandu groan as they stand up on their bench. The rest of the class giggles.] End of the Day: A New Plan [Scene: School ends. Students pack their bags and head home. Dugli and Tandu, still sulking from their punishment, discuss their next move.] Tandu: We really need better excuses. Dugli: Or… hear me out… we actually do our homework? Tandu: Nah. That sounds way too extreme. Let’s just brainstorm better excuses instead. [Dugli thinks for a moment, then grins.] Dugli: Okay, how about this? "Sir, I was about to do my homework, but then I realized the pencil was cursed. Every time I wrote, the letters turned into emojis!" Tandu: That’s ridiculous… I love it! But we need a backup plan in case he doesn’t believe us. Dugli: Fine. How about we tell him that we lost our homework while training for Mount Everest? Tandu: Brilliant. That way, he’ll think we’re dedicated athletes, not just lazy students! [Dugli and Tandu laugh as they walk toward the school gate, their minds filled with fresh, absurd excuses. Neither of them knows what chaos awaits them tomorrow…] Final Thoughts 🔹 Do you think Dugli and Tandu will ever stop making excuses? 🔹 What’s the funniest excuse you’ve ever used for not doing homework? Stay tuned for the next hilarious episode! Disclaimer : The full drama is created by my self. But the image I creat with the help of "AI".
By EquiNova2 years ago in Humor
Posh Person V Parking Machine
Before I start, I wish to make it clear that I’m not stereotyping posh people here. I’m sure most of you upper crust types are more than capable of negotiating electronic machinery. But for the sake of history this story must be told. So hold on to your fascinators!
By Simon Aylward2 years ago in Humor