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11 Long Jokes That Are Totally Worth the Wait - Joke Dose
Let’s be honest—one-liners are fun, quick, and effective. But there are times when you need something meatier—a story that builds suspense, plays with your expectations, and hits with a punchline you never saw coming. That’s where long jokes come in. Think of them as funny little rollercoasters: there's a climb, a twist, and then a perfect drop that leaves you laughing. And let’s face it—when someone tells a good long joke at just the right moment, they own the room.
By Farazabout a year ago in Humor
Bad Interview Advice . Content Warning.
A friend of mine recently applied to work in the same industry as me, and made the mistake of telling me this on a quiet night shift after I had partaken in very little sleep. The resultant advice I offered him can be seen below:
By Ted Maul about a year ago in Humor
The Ransom of Red Chief
Part 1: The Brainstorming and the Snatch It looked like a good thing: but wait till I tell you. We were down South, in Alabama—Bill Driscoll and Me when this kidnapping idea struck us. It was, as Bill afterward expressed it, “during a moment of Temporary mental apparition”; but we didn’t find that out till later. There was a town down there, as flat as a flannel-cake, and called Summit. It contained inhabitants of as Undeleterious and self-satisfied a class of peasantry as ever clustered around a Maypole. Bill and I needed capital. We had a fraudulent town-lot scheme of ours down there that we wanted to pull off, but we needed a little ready money. So, one evening we kidnapped the son of old Dorsey, from Summit.
By Sarwar Zeb2 years ago in Humor
The Coffee Paradox
I found myself in trouble yesterday. Then it was that I found myself at a coffee house — one of those “upscale” places you know? The kind of place where you walk in and feel you should be reading Dostoevsky while spending the equivalent of your phone bill. Either way, I’m standing in line pretending to be one of them, not knowing that I’m seconds away from a decision that will change my life indefinitely — fine, at least my morning. I arrive at the counter and the barista, clearly someone who’s had more training in coffee than I will ever receive in anything for the rest of my life, looks up at me, “What can I get for you today?”
By Pen to Publish2 years ago in Humor
Backbencher Part 1
Gabendro International Failure’s School | SESSION 1 | EPISODE 1 Lunchtime Misadventures [Scene: The school cafeteria during lunch break. Students are eating, but Dugli sits on a bench, rubbing ice on her head while occasionally munching on some. Tandu approaches her, puzzled.] Tandu: Hey! What… are you doing? Dugli: I’m trying to cool my head like Mount Everest! Tandu: But why?! Dugli: If my brain becomes as cold as Mount Everest, it will cool my whole body! Then I can climb Mount Everest! Tandu: You look like a fool. Dugli: No, you’re the fool! Because you don’t listen carefully in Ms. Limia’s Biology class. Tandu: What did Ms. Limia say? Dugli: She said, “Our brain controls our body.” So I asked her if I had a brain, and she said something very wise… [Flashback: Ms. Limia, their Biology teacher, raises an eyebrow and responds.] Ms. Limia: If you’re rubbing ice on your head at lunchtime instead of eating, then yes, you definitely have a brain... but it might need some repairs. [Back to present.] Tandu: That’s it! Give me some ice—I also want to test if I have a brain! Dugli: Here you go! Tandu: Thanks! You know what? Let’s climb Mount Everest together! Dugli: That’s an even better idea! We’ll prove we can do anything! They highfive dramatically, sending a few ice cubes flying. Other students watch, shaking their heads in disbelief. Back to Class: The Homework Crisis [Scene: The lunch bell rings. Students return to their classrooms. In Class 10, Mr. Nolen, the Physics teacher, enters. He has a reputation for cracking jokes in class.] Nolen: Good afternoon, students! [All students reply in unison: "Good afternoon, sir!" Except for Dugli and Tandu, who remain silent.] Nolen: What about the backbenchers? Dugli: Backbenchers are always fine, sir! Tandu: Yeah! Ringlu (another student): Sir, don’t waste class time! You gave us homework yesterday—remember? Nolen: Oh! Right. Everyone, take out your homework. [Students pull out their notebooks. Dugli nudges Tandu.] Dugli: Hey, did you do your homework? Tandu: Yeah. Dugli: What?! Tandu (sleepily): I mean… no. I couldn’t do it. Dugli: What excuse should we give this time? Tandu: Umm… how about a severe stomach illness? Dugli: We’ve used that excuse at least 150 times! Tandu: Okay, fine. How about… we tell him we were abducted by aliens? Dugli: We used that one in seventh grade. Tandu: What if… we say that a monkey stole our notebooks? Dugli: Tandu, we’re in a school, not a zoo! [Students start showing their homework. When Dugli and Tandu’s turn comes, they nervously exchange glances.] Nolen: Dugli, Tandu, where’s your homework? Dugli: Uh… sir… we both had a stomach illness… Nolen: Again? That’s the 151st time this year! Tandu: Sir, it’s a new kind of stomach illness. It’s called… uh… "Homework Allergy!" Nolen (shaking his head): Stand on your bench. No more excuses! [Dugli and Tandu groan as they stand up on their bench. The rest of the class giggles.] End of the Day: A New Plan [Scene: School ends. Students pack their bags and head home. Dugli and Tandu, still sulking from their punishment, discuss their next move.] Tandu: We really need better excuses. Dugli: Or… hear me out… we actually do our homework? Tandu: Nah. That sounds way too extreme. Let’s just brainstorm better excuses instead. [Dugli thinks for a moment, then grins.] Dugli: Okay, how about this? "Sir, I was about to do my homework, but then I realized the pencil was cursed. Every time I wrote, the letters turned into emojis!" Tandu: That’s ridiculous… I love it! But we need a backup plan in case he doesn’t believe us. Dugli: Fine. How about we tell him that we lost our homework while training for Mount Everest? Tandu: Brilliant. That way, he’ll think we’re dedicated athletes, not just lazy students! [Dugli and Tandu laugh as they walk toward the school gate, their minds filled with fresh, absurd excuses. Neither of them knows what chaos awaits them tomorrow…] Final Thoughts 🔹 Do you think Dugli and Tandu will ever stop making excuses? 🔹 What’s the funniest excuse you’ve ever used for not doing homework? Stay tuned for the next hilarious episode! Disclaimer : The full drama is created by my self. But the image I creat with the help of "AI".
By EquiNova2 years ago in Humor
50 Memes That Turned My Day Around
I’ll be honest: some days start off on the wrong foot. Take last Tuesday—I spilled coffee on my shirt, tripped over a shoe I swore I’d put away, and realized I’d forgotten a deadline. By noon, I was ready to call it quits. That’s when I stumbled across this collection of 50 memes that promised to be relatable, wholesome, and funny. Skeptical? Sure. But five minutes in, I was laughing so hard I forgot about the coffee stain.
By Faiz Bashir2 years ago in Humor
The ONLY Way To Succeed
There is ONLY One Way to Succeed. I'm going to go through Step-By-Step Today to Reveal Everything. If you Do This Incorrectly, You Will be Doomed to be a Failure.
By H.E. Dr. Cody Dakota Wooten, COIE, DFM, DHM2 years ago in Humor
April Fools' Day: A Day of Merriment and Mischief
April 1st, internationally known as April Fools' Day, is a day of harmless trickery, surprise jokes, and mutual amusement. This annual celebration provides a temporary release from the gravity of everyday life, encouraging individuals to indulge in lighthearted mischief. Whether by means of innocent tricks, witty jokes, or elaborate deceptions, April Fools' Day is a worldwide festival of humor and ingenuity.
By Sikandar prasad2 years ago in Humor
April Fools' Day: The History, Famous Hoaxes, and Modern-Day Impact
April 1st is a day unlike any other, filled with pranks, hoaxes, and laughter. Known as April Fools' Day, this annual tradition is celebrated across the globe, where individuals, media outlets, and even corporations engage in lighthearted deception. But where did this tradition originate? What are some of the most famous April Fools' pranks in history? And how has this day evolved in the digital age? Let's dive into the fascinating world of April Fools' Day. The Origins of April Fools' Day The exact origins of April Fools' Day remain unclear, but several theories attempt to explain how the tradition began. One widely accepted theory suggests that it dates back to the 16th century when France switched from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar. Before the change, the new year was celebrated around April 1st. However, those who continued to celebrate the old date were ridiculed and became known as “April fools.” Another theory links the day to ancient Roman festivals such as Hilaria, a day of jokes and festivities celebrated in late March. Others suggest that April Fools' Day is related to the unpredictable nature of spring, which often brings unexpected weather changes. Regardless of its true origin, the day has persisted for centuries, evolving into a global celebration of humor and playful trickery. Famous April Fools' Hoaxes April Fools' Day has given rise to some of the most legendary pranks in history. Here are a few of the most memorable hoaxes: 1. The BBC’s Spaghetti Tree Hoax (1957) One of the most famous April Fools' jokes of all time occurred when the BBC aired a news segment showing Swiss farmers harvesting spaghetti from trees. Thousands of viewers called the station, asking how they could grow their own spaghetti trees. 2. Google’s Pranks Google has a long tradition of elaborate April Fools’ Day jokes. In 2013, they introduced Google Nose, a fictional service that claimed to allow users to search for smells. Another classic prank was Google’s “Mic Drop” feature in 2016, which humorously added a Minion GIF to emails, causing unintended consequences for professional users. 3. The Taco Liberty Bell (1996) Taco Bell, the fast-food chain, took out a full-page ad in major newspapers claiming they had purchased the Liberty Bell and renamed it the Taco Liberty Bell. Many people believed the story until Taco Bell revealed it was just an April Fools' prank. 4. The Left-Handed Whopper (1998) Burger King advertised a new Whopper designed for left-handed people, with ingredients rotated 180 degrees. Customers actually visited stores requesting the left-handed version, proving the power of a well-executed prank. The Digital Age and April Fools' Day With the rise of the internet and social media, April Fools' Day has taken on new dimensions. Companies and influencers create viral pranks, sometimes blurring the line between fiction and reality. However, the digital era has also made it easier to fact-check claims, reducing the effectiveness of some hoaxes. April Fools' Day in Marketing Brands use April 1st as an opportunity to engage with audiences creatively. Some companies launch fake products that go viral, drawing attention to their real offerings. For example: Amazon's “Petlexa” (2017) – A joke product that allowed pets to use Alexa. Duolingo's “Duolingo Push” (2019) – A fictional service where the Duolingo owl would physically appear to remind users to practice their language lessons. The Risks of April Fools' Jokes Online While many pranks are harmless, some have backfired. In 2020, Google canceled its April Fools’ pranks due to the seriousness of the COVID-19 pandemic. Similarly, misleading hoaxes related to health, politics, or sensitive topics can cause unintended harm. How to Participate in April Fools' Day Want to join in the fun? Here are some tips for pulling off a great prank: 1. Keep it lighthearted – Avoid jokes that could offend or cause distress. 2. Think creatively – The best pranks are unique and unexpected. 3. Use technology wisely – Social media and Photoshop can enhance your hoax. 4. Reveal the truth – Always make sure people know it was a joke by the end of the day. Final Thoughts April Fools’ Day continues to be a time for laughter, surprise, and creativity. Whether you're playing a simple prank on a friend or witnessing an elaborate corporate hoax, the spirit of the day remains the same: to bring joy and amusement to those around us. So, next April 1st, be prepared—because you never know what unexpected surprise might be waiting for you!
By amgad2 years ago in Humor
🤣 The Best Collection of Hilarious Jokes: Quick Wit, Unexpected Twists & Pure Laughter! 🎭😂
1. Titles: The Clever Tenant Outsmarts the Landlord 🏠😆 🤯 "How a Little Boy Rented a House Without Breaking a Single Rule!"
By PRABAL TR PRO2 years ago in Humor
🌟 The Fisherman’s Wit: A Tale of Quick Thinking and Royal Amusement 🌟
🌟 Introduction 🌟 Once upon a time, in a grand kingdom, a humble fisherman brought a magnificent fish 🐟 to the royal court.
By PRABAL TR PRO2 years ago in Humor
The Day My Autocorrect Ruined My Life: A Tale of Miscommunication and Mayhem
The Day My Autocorrect Ruined My Life: A Tale of Miscommunication and Mayhem Introduction: Autocorrect's Hidden Risks We’ve all been there. You’re texting away, feeling confident about the message you’re about to send, only to be betrayed by your phone’s “helpful” autocorrect. It’s happened to the best of us — a slip of the finger, a momentary distraction, and suddenly you’ve typed something that not only doesn’t make sense but could very well ruin your entire life. Perhaps not your entire life, but at least a few days or weeks of total shame. The unsung hero of modern communication is autocorrect, which prevents us from making the dreaded typos and from experiencing extreme frustration when we type a word incorrectly for the hundredth time. But what happens if autocorrect decides to take matters into its own hands and transforms your perfectly reasonable message into something that is impossible to recognize? Let me take you back to the day it all went wrong — the day my autocorrect truly ruined my life. Or at least, my reputation.
By Afia Sikder2 years ago in Humor