Jokes
Dating: From Lipstick to Listerine and Back Again
Remember the days when meeting someone meant you had to leave your house? Like physically walk into a pub, wear something without an elastic waistband, and pretend you actually liked people? Honestly, I break into a sweat just thinking about it. We used to put on mascara, wear pants with zippers, and yell over club music just to figure out if someone liked dogs, cars, spaghetti or was still emotionally attached to their ex named "Martha."
By Tina's Blossom Lifeabout a year ago in Humor
Chicken and Egg Jokes: What Came First? The Laughs or the Yolks?
When you mix a chicken and egg and a big ol’ spoonful of humor, you get something egg-stra hilarious. These jokes are light, silly, and perfect for any occasion—especially when you're just trying to scramble some joy into your day.
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
Food Knock Knock Jokes: Tasty Laughs for Every Appetite
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in — we’ve got a whole buffet of food jokes waiting for you! There’s just something extra satisfying about mixing two of life’s best things: food and laughter.
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
Bill Burr Jokes: Raw, Real, and Roaring with Laughter
When Bill Burr hits the stage, you’re not getting polite chuckles — you’re getting spit-out-your-drink belly laughs. He's bold, blunt, and brutally honest — and somehow, it works. Whether he’s ranting about relationships, parenting, cancel culture, or even his dog, Burr finds humor in the frustrating bits of life. That’s his magic.
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
Tolerance Is Great… Until Someone Uses Your Office Plant as a Litter Box
Where do we draw the line on tolerance these days? Do you know? Because let me tell you something. If Samantha from HR tells me she identifies as a cat, I swear on my favorite pen, I am not going to get down on all fours and start purring while cleaning her litter box with a company-issued spatula. There is tolerance, and then there’s whatever this is. Name it.
By Tina's Blossom Lifeabout a year ago in Humor
