Funny

The Great Avocado Uprising
It all started with a simple grocery run. Greg just wanted an avocado. That was it. A single, ripe, reasonably priced avocado. Maybe some chips. But fate, or perhaps the avocados themselves, had other plans.
By Faceless Lim2 years ago in Humor
The Closest Exit May Be Behind You. Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
My ponytail whipped behind me as I sprinted to Terminal C. There was no way I could miss my connecting flight. Dodging screaming children and reckless travelers, I stumbled to gate C24. The jetway was empty.
By Alyssa Musso2 years ago in Humor
Digesting Words
Heavy rain continues to pour, creating red puddles of goo. I don’t have another name for it. It has the consistency of blood, but I’m unwilling to investigate.
By JBaz2 years ago in Humor
Aisles of Absurdity
In the sleepy town of Quirkville, where even the lampposts hummed forgotten jazz tunes, a perfectly ordinary Tuesday morning was about to be transformed into a spectacle of absurdity. Harold, an unassuming accountant with a penchant for mismatched socks, set out for his weekly grocery run, unaware that destiny had conspired to rewire the fabric of his mundane existence.
By Cai Fox2 years ago in Humor
Johnny McGory. Top Story - March 2025.
Shall I tell you a story about Johnny McGory? Shall I begin it? That’s all that’s in it. Oh, don’t go pulling such a face on me. That one always made you laugh when you were a kid, and I don’t mean to imply that you’re a goat now. Ahh, there’s a smile.
By Alexander McEvoy2 years ago in Humor
The Dad Joke Showdown
It was a quiet Friday evening at Charlie’s apartment. The kind of night where the air outside was crisp, and inside, the only thing louder than the hum of the refrigerator was the laughter of friends gathering for what could only be described as “The Ultimate Dad Joke Showdown.”
By Chxse2 years ago in Humor
A Funny Thing Happened to Me After Work the Other Day
I’m about to dust off a real old vaudevillian chestnut. A funny thing happened to me after work the other day… You always hear that line or some variation of it on TV or in movies whenever they bring out a hacky comedian—“A funny thing happened to me on the way over here…”, “A funny thing happened to me the other day…”—and it’s always followed by some really corny old joke that’s been done to death like, “A funny thing happened to me on my way here to tonight: a guy comes up to me and he says, ‘I haven’t had a bite in days!’ So I bit him!” or “A funny thing happened to me on the way here: a guy walks up to me and he says he hasn’t tasted food in over a month, so I says to him, ‘Don’t worry; it still tastes the same.’”
By Frank Macaluso2 years ago in Humor
Just Walking My Dog
Bob yanked the dog leash from the tabletop. It slipped from his butter-covered fingers, but he managed to catch it in a heartbeat while also smacking his knuckle on the underside of the wood. Sucking in the pain (and his pride) he gestured to the door. “Come on, Muggles,” he said. “Time for walkies.”
By Euan Brennan2 years ago in Humor
Immersive Art
Unlocking my front door, I entered my apartment and slammed the door as hard as I could. I was sent home early from work because I was placed on administrative leave for the third time this year, and it was only March. Well, at least it was still with pay, but one more infraction for whatever reason this quarter, and human resources told me they’d have to terminate my employment. To say I was pissed was an understatement, though.
By Mother Combs2 years ago in Humor
Egg-stra-sized . Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
That time I went to Toronto for a weekend visit with my friends, the drive back didn’t go as expected. Whenever I am in Canada, I stock up on Canadian honey and snacks at Costco. I’m not the only American doing that. There are no Costco stores around Buffalo, so when I shop at the Niagara Falls Costco, I see many cars with the US plates.
By Lana V Lynx2 years ago in Humor
Learning with laugh and Humor
Laughter is one the things that will keep my soul and spirit alive and happy as much as possible everyday and night. I always love to have an adventure with joyful, excitement, and laughter. I also love an something is making me laugh even when I’m feeling down. This is quite challenging for me by making a humor story. It was also surreal, unique, and mysterious about what are my comical adventures from birth to thirty-six.
By Meghan LeVaughn 2 years ago in Humor
The Great Grocery Rebellion: When Tomatoes Take a Stand
The Day That Started Normally (Or So I Thought) Have you ever walked into a grocery store expecting nothing but a quick errand, only to find yourself in the middle of an existential crisis—or worse, a full-scale rebellion led by sentient produce? No? Well, buckle up. This is the tale of how my ordinary trip to the supermarket turned into a bizarre adventure involving talking vegetables, philosophical debates with a disgruntled cashier, and a cart that refused to cooperate.
By Alain SUPPINI2 years ago in Humor