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Small Funny jokes " Part 5 "
81. Ferocious Lion A man lost his way in the jungle and suddenly saw a terrifying lion. He dropped to the ground in fear and began praying. After a while, he raised his head—and saw the lion also bowing. Man (relieved): “Brother, I thought you’d eat me, but seeing you pray too makes me so happy.” Lion: “Don’t interrupt me! I was hungry, then God sent you to me. I’m just offering a prayer of thanks before eating.” --- 82. Husband and Wife Fight A couple argued. The wife, furious, went upstairs and came down later with a suitcase. The husband sighed in relief, smiling smugly. Wife (jealously): “Go ahead, smile all you want today. Tomorrow that smile will vanish. I’m not going to my parents’ house. I’m sending this empty suitcase so my mom can bring her stuff here and move in with us.” --- 83. Cleric A man asked a cleric: “Will we get everything in paradise?” Cleric: “Of course, everything will be there.” Man: “Even cigarettes?” Cleric: “Yes—but you’ll have to go to hell to light them.” --- 84. Beating the Son A man beat his son so badly the boy fainted. A friend heard about it and came to scold him. Friend: “Why did you beat him like that?” Man: “He was drunk.” Friend: “Still, you should’ve punished him lightly. Why beat him so blindly?” Man: “Well… I was drunk too.” --- 85. Teacher and Student Teacher: “Shame on you—smiling even after a beating?” Student (innocently): “But sir, you yourself said we should always smile in tough times.” --- 86. Stingy Boss Stingy boss: “Tell me, what’s something you can’t get no matter how hard you work?” Employee (innocently): “Sir—my salary.” --- 87. The Crying Child A child was crying. The father asked why. The child said: “Give me one dollar first, then I’ll tell you.” The father quickly gave him a dollar and asked, “Now tell me, why were you crying?” The child replied: “I was crying just to get this dollar!” --- 88. The Circus Owner The circus owner scolded his servant: “There’s a limit to carelessness! You left the lion free!” The servant replied: “So what? Who would ever dare to steal a lion?” --- 89. The Exam Memory Mike: “Nasir, how was your exam?” Elon: “My memory betrayed me.” Mike: “You mean you forgot the answers at the last moment?” Elon: “No, man! I forgot to bring the photocopy of the notes I had prepared.” --- 90. The Stingy Girl Rose, who was famous for her stinginess, had only two friends. One day she bought a candy, broke it into three pieces, kept the biggest piece for herself, and gave the smaller pieces to her two friends. When they thanked her, she proudly said: “Stay with me, and you’ll always live like this in luxury!” --- 91. Teacher and Student – Eggs and Sticks Teacher: “What’s the difference between eggs and sticks?” Student: “Sir, both are things to eat.” --- 92. Teacher and Student – The Map Teacher: “Show me where the water is on this map.” Student: “Sir, if there were water on this map, the paper would be wet!” --- 93. The King and the Tomb King (to the worker): “Have you completed my tomb?” Worker: “Yes, Your Majesty.” King: “Is there anything missing?” Worker (respectfully): “Only you, Your Majesty.” --- 94. Judge and the Thief Judge: “Why did you steal a wallet and then beat the man up?” Theif: “Because, Your Honor, the wallet was empty!” --- 95. Sneezing Cure Mike: “Jhon, you had a cold. What did you do about it?” Jhon: “Well… every now and then I just sneezed once or twice.” --- 96. Doctor and Patient – The Watch Doctor: “Your pulse is ticking as regularly as a clock.” Patient: “That’s because your fingers are on my wristwatch, not my pulse.” --- 97. The Rich Man Dying A rich man was dying. A poor man told him: “Sir, at least give something in God’s path before you die.” The rich man, half-conscious, replied: “I’m giving my life—what more should I give?” --- 98. The Job Interview A man went to look for a job. The interviewer asked: “Do you know how to cook?” – “Yes.” “Do you know how to drive a car?” – “Yes.” “Do you know how to lie?” The man replied: “What do you think I’ve been doing till now?” --- 99. The Teacher’s Question Teacher: “Can you do something no one else can?” Student (confidently): “Yes, sir! I can actually read my own handwriting.” --- 100. Two Friends After Song
By Muhammad Talhaabout a year ago in Humor
Small Funny jokes " Part 4 "
61. Beggar A beggar knocked on a door: “I’m hungry! For God’s sake, give me some bread. I’ll pray for your children.” A voice from inside: “Sorry, Baba, the lady of the house isn’t home.” Beggar: “I’m asking for bread, not your lady!” --- 62. Chewing Gum Two men were sitting opposite each other in a train compartment. After some time, one said: “Excuse me, I’m hard of hearing, but today it feels like I’ve gone completely deaf. You’ve been talking for a long time, and I haven’t heard a word.” The other replied: “Sir, I haven’t been talking. I’ve just been chewing gum.” --- 63. Newlywed Bride A newlywed bride didn’t do any housework even after a month of marriage. The husband was an only child, so he and his mother made a plan. One morning, both grabbed a broom and pretended to fight. Mother: “I’ll sweep today!” Son: “No, I’ll do it!” They thought the bride would step in to sweep herself. Instead, she came out of her room and calmly said: “What’s the big deal? Mom, you can sweep one day, and he can sweep the next.” --- 64. Company Owner A company owner hung signs in every office that read: “Do whatever you need to do today—don’t leave it for tomorrow.” A month later, a friend asked, “What effect did it have on your staff?” The owner replied: “Well, the cashier ran off with thirty thousand. Three clerks immediately demanded salary raises. And the office boy went so far as to reveal company secrets to a gang of robbers!” --- 65. Four Fools Four fools were walking when they heard a gunshot. First fool asked the second: “Did the bullet hit you?” “No.” He asked the third: “Did it hit you?” “No.” He asked the fourth: “Did it hit you?” “No.” Then the fourth fool suddenly fell to the ground and said: “Then it must have hit me!” --- 66. Brain A professor of medicine was showing different brains to his students. He lifted one up and said: “This is the brain of a black donkey from Egypt. Very rare. That breed is extinct.” Then he proudly added: “There are only two such brains in the entire world—one in the museum in Cairo, and the other with me.”
By Muhammad Talhaabout a year ago in Humor
OBITUARY: The Last Person on Earth Who Knew How to Program a VCR Has Passed, Taking the Secret of Blinking 12:00 With Them
It is with heavy hearts and perpetually blinking appliances that we announce the passing of Gerald “Gerry” Thompson, age 86; the last known human capable of programming a VCR. With him goes the final ember of an ancient and mysterious craft, one that future civilizations will one day misinterpret as sorcery.
By The Pompous Postabout a year ago in Humor
Miss Gloria Gets a Surprise Visit From Oliver Olivier. Top Story - October 2025.
Gloria's Surprise Visit “Debbie dear, there’s someone knocking on the door. Can you get it?” “Yes, I hear it. I’m just finishing scrubbing the toilet. I’ll get it real quick.”
By Rick Henry Christopher about a year ago in Humor
BREAKING: Local Man Successfully Parallel Parks on First Try, Immediately Vaporizes in Blaze of Glory
The Event That Shook Humanity It began like any other Thursday morning. The sun rose, coffee brewed, and traffic clotted itself into the arteries of the city. Yet on a quiet downtown street, history unfolded in a way no one could have anticipated.
By The Pompous Postabout a year ago in Humor
Safari Jokes: Roaring Laughs for Every Explorer
When people think of safaris, they usually imagine majestic lions, curious elephants, and breathtaking landscapes. But what if we add a little humor to the mix? Safari jokes are the perfect way to lighten the mood and share a laugh while celebrating the wonders of the wild.
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
The Bandits, the Jewels, and the Cheeks
The Desert Express was rattling through the endless dunes under a wild desert sky. Inside the train, passengers dozed, munched on dry dates, or argued about politics no one cared about. But one man couldn’t sit still. His eyes kept darting left and right, like a cat planning to steal milk.
By Shehzad Anjumabout a year ago in Humor
HISTORICAL DEEP DIVE: Archaeologists Conclude the Ancient Civilization That Built Stonehenge Was Just Very Bad at Jenga
For centuries, scholars, mystics, and travel bloggers have debated the origins of Stonehenge. Was it a calendar? A sacred site? A giant rock-based IKEA project missing half the instructions?
By The Pompous Postabout a year ago in Humor
The Wrong Seminar
Marcus Lee had twenty-seven dollars in his checking account and a sticky note on his fridge that read, “Succeed or starve.” He wasn’t dramatic by nature. The sticky note was practical. Inspirational, even. He had written it after watching a free webinar called Unleash the Inner Giant Within You, hosted by Bryce Chandler, America’s favorite millionaire-turned-messianic-life-coach—a man who looked like a cross between an energy drink and a televangelist caught mid-exorcism.
By Muhammad Sabeelabout a year ago in Humor
How to Achieve Inner Peace by Ignoring All Your Problems (and Maybe Faking Your Own Death)
Are you tired of stress? Exhausted by the relentless grind of responsibility, bills, and that one coworker who insists on “circle-back” meetings about nothing? You’re not alone... Millions of people struggle daily with the crushing weight of reality.
By The Pompous Postabout a year ago in Humor
