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Funny Things Children Say - A History Lesson in Arithmetic.
Mr McKillop was developing an unhealthy but entirely understandable dread of Class 4B. Not that they were unruly or disruptive, although they did tend to bring chaos to his peace of mind at every turn.
By Parody and Satire11 months ago in Humor
Miracle at the MacNab Transit Terminal. Top Story - November 2025.
There are stories that you hear and disbelieve because you think that you live in a very rational or at least sensible world. There are stories that make you question what you are doing with your own life. And then there are the stories that come out of my hometown.
By Kendall Defoe 11 months ago in Humor
WHY DOES IT COST $100 FOR A PIZZA POCKET AND A TOILET BRUSH?
Economists, psychologists, and at least three very confused cashiers have confirmed a groundbreaking discovery. You cannot, under ANY circumstance, walk into a store for one item… and walk out with only that one item.
By The Pompous Post11 months ago in Humor
“The Day My Phone Tried to Ruin My Life”. AI-Generated.
I have always believed that my phone has a personal mission: to embarrass me at the worst possible moments. But I didn’t know how far it was willing to go—until the day it weaponized the words “I LOVE YOU.”
By Muhammad Ayyan 11 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest: Ziggy. Top Story - November 2025.
The Board Meeting “I have one last comment before this meeting adjourns,” Jason Pooper said. “Gloria, the glamorous makeup without your glasses received very low ratings. Put your glasses back on. People want your classic look.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 11 months ago in Humor
⭐ THE NIGHTMARE OF COUNTING STICKS
When I was seven, I started first grade. Back then the world hadn’t gone completely mad yet, and no one expected children to enter school already knowing how to read, write, or add. Don’t get me wrong — I knew a few things; my brother and I grew up in a family of teachers. But no one demanded superpowers from six-year-olds. In those days, we went to school to learn, not to be called “young scholars” from day one.
By Erian Lin Grant11 months ago in Humor
Me vs. Mornings
If mornings were a person, they would be that one friend who always shows up uninvited, too early, too loud, and way too enthusiastic for someone who hasn’t had coffee yet. Every night, before bed, I make the same promise: “Tomorrow, I will wake up early. I will be productive. I will live my best life.” And every morning, my body responds with the same energy: “Absolutely not.” The war begins the moment my alarm rings. My alarm tone is supposed to be “gentle sunrise,” but when it goes off at 7 a.m., it sounds more like “haunted flute played by a ghost with bad intentions.” I hit snooze. I always hit snooze. Snooze is my toxic soulmate. By the time I finally peel myself out of bed, I’ve already lived through 17 internal arguments, 4 identity crises, and one dramatic speech about why waking up before noon should be illegal. You know how morning people wake up smiling? I wake up looking like I lost a fight with my pillow — and the pillow definitely won. I stumble to the bathroom, turn on the light, and immediately regret it. The mirror shows me a person who looks like they’ve been dragged through five centuries of disappointment and one group chat argument. My hair somehow forms a shape that can only be described as “emotional turbulence.” Then comes the most dangerous mission of the entire morning: Walking to the kitchen. Every object becomes a weapon. The corner of the bed? Toe assassin. The chair? Ambush expert. The floor? Slippery traitor. When I finally reach the kitchen, I open the fridge hoping for a breakfast that looks like those healthy Instagram influencers eat — you know, the people who wake up at 4 a.m. by choice and run 10 miles “for fun.” Instead, I’m greeted by half a tomato, a yogurt that expired during the Jurassic period, and a leftover slice of pizza that may or may not still be alive. So, naturally, I choose coffee. Except making coffee in the morning is like performing surgery while half-conscious. There are steps. Buttons. The possibility of messing up and ending up with warm brown water instead of caffeine. I once put the coffee pod in upside down. The machine made a noise like it was filing a complaint. But nothing compares to the moment the caffeine finally hits. I go from “zombie recently resurrected” to “human, but reluctantly.” Even then, my brain is still buffering. I’ll try to have a normal conversation and say things like: “Where is the… thing… that does the thing?” “Yes, I am fine, just loading.” “My brain is still under construction.” Sometimes I try to be healthy and go on a morning walk. But walking in the morning is just advanced level standing. I once waved at a neighbor but because my brain wasn’t fully awake, it looked more like I was trying to swat an imaginary bee. The neighbor now avoids me. Then there’s work. Mornings and work do not mix. Every job I’ve ever had wanted me to be awake, focused, and functional before 9 a.m. — as if that’s a normal thing for a person whose spirit doesn’t enter their body until noon. Zoom meetings are the worst. I keep my camera off not because I’m shy — but because my face takes 5 hours to download. My coworkers sound so alert, so cheerful, so alive. Meanwhile, I’m trying not to yawn so widely that I accidentally summon a demon. Despite all of this, every once in a while, I meet a morning person. Someone who says things like: “I love waking up early! It’s peaceful.” Peaceful? At 6 a.m.? At that ungodly hour, the world is not peaceful. The world is suspicious. Morning people are built differently. They wake up before the sun, drink water, stretch, read books, cook breakfast, and start checking things off their to-do list before I even open my eyes. Meanwhile, my biggest morning accomplishment is not tripping over my own foot. Again. But here’s the truth I never admit: Every once in a while — maybe once a month, maybe once a decade — I accidentally wake up early and see the sunrise. And it’s beautiful. Quiet. Soft. Almost magical. For a brief moment, I think: “I could do this every day.” And then the next morning, I wake up at 11:43 a.m. with my phone under my face and a notification that says: “You missed your 7 alarms.” Mornings and I have a toxic relationship. They show up too early. I show up too late. We disappoint each other daily. But at least we’re consistent. And honestly? That’s the closest thing to a healthy relationship I’ve ever had.
By LUNA EDITH11 months ago in Humor
Countryside Jokes: Laughing Your Way Through the Simple Life
The countryside is a place of calm, fresh air, and wide-open spaces—but that doesn’t mean it’s short on humor! From cows and chickens to tractors and mud, the rural life is packed with funny moments just waiting to be turned into jokes.
By JokeJester12 months ago in Humor
TMNT Jokes: Cowabunga Your Way to Laughter
If you grew up in the ‘80s or ‘90s—or even just binge-watched the modern Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) series—you know that these pizza-loving, sewer-dwelling heroes are as funny as they are brave. And while TMNT is famous for epic battles and heroic deeds, it’s the humor scattered throughout their adventures that makes fans smile again and again.
By JokeJester12 months ago in Humor
The “Five-Second Rule” Is Scientifically Valid!
In a stunning revelation that has shocked scientists, parents, and snack enthusiasts alike, researchers at the Institute of Selective Germ Theory have officially confirmed that the “Five-Second Rule” is, in fact, scientifically valid. Provided that one counts extremely quickly and maintains unwavering confidence while doing so.
By The Pompous Post12 months ago in Humor
In-flight safety videos that are fun to watch . Top Story - November 2025.
This British AIrways in-flight safety video casually appeared in my YouTube feed. Yeah, sometimes the algorithm does those things. So, I watched it. And boom! I thought it was the best in-flight safety video I have ever watched.
By Susan Fourtané 12 months ago in Humor
