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Chef Nakamura. Top Story - March 2025.
In the quiet hum of his West Village restaurant, Chef Nakamura slides his blade through a pristine slab of bluefin tuna. “One million and one,” he murmurs. He has counted every slice of fish, ever since starting his first restaurant. His father said a real man avoids frivolous controversy, seeks simple work and dedication. Nakamura had taken those words to heart.
By Scott Christenson🌴2 years ago in Humor
Kitsch, Bang, Aliens
The first astronaut with an OnlyFans account landed on Mars today, making history for the sex worker community. "I'm just so proud," said Payload Specialist Patricia Penrose, better known by her online persona Patty Payload. "I couldn't have done this without my fans. Speaking of which, make sure to subscribe to my channel for all my lewdest Mars content!"
By Tyler Clark2 years ago in Humor
From Doughal to Shuic
It was the summer of 1960, I was five, and my mother and I went for a visit back home in Ireland. Her cousin, Auntie Bee, lived on a lovely wee farm deep in the heart of Randalstown, County Antrim. It was the absolute best farm ever, and I was - as they say - like a 'pig in shit', being a lover of all things country and rural.
By Marie McGrath2 years ago in Humor
Coffee Run
Nestled at the very end of a long ominous hallway was the door to a New York Tribeca Park apartment 405.5. Ominous, of course, until Smokey Joe, the apartment’s “super,” finished repairing a damaged lighting fixture. Once the necessary 120 volts of electricity had powered through, thus revealing an art deco décor, the once-scary corridor was no longer. Tacky art choice, it was not. However, Jonathan, the gentleman residing at apartment 405.5, began to grow fond of the art style after repeated debates with his neighbor, Jonah Fishmen. Jonathan sided with a more Art Nouveau style, which he says “feels like a dream.” Today, however, Tuesday, for all intents and purposes, began less like a carefree dream and more like a groggy five-minute nap.
By Anthony Diaz2 years ago in Humor
Alternative Therapies for Varicocele: Homeopathy and Other Natural Remedies
Varicocele and Alternative Treatments Varicocele can be described as a medical problem which is caused by the swelling of veins of the scrotum, particularly in the pampiniform, or plexus which is a set of veins that drain testosterone from testicles. This condition is common and affects 15% of men and more often occurs among males who are infertile. Varicoceles tend to be unnoticeable however, in some cases they can trigger discomfort or pain. They can also cause infertility. If the veins of the scrotum grow they can raise the temperature of the testicles. This may affect the production and function of sperm and lead men to be infertile. Most of the time they are detected by ultrasound, physical examination or other imaging techniques.
By Bharathomeopathy2 years ago in Humor
Laundry Day
Paul had been dragging his feet for two weeks, but there was no beating around the bush anymore. He'd worn the same pair of boxer shorts for three days in a row, after turning them inside-out of course. Also, he wasn't sure his boss would deem a pair of polka-dot Bermuda shorts - the only clean pants he had left - work appropriate. Even his bedsheets could do with a wash. With great reluctance, he stuffed the entire contents of his hamper into an oversized drawstring bag and hauled it down the five flights of stairs to the laundry room in his apartment complex's basement.
By Natalie Gray2 years ago in Humor
New friends.... Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
My 7:30 am alarm buzzes as I snatch up the keys to my ‘Blue Bug’. The roller door moans upwards as I hastily select a cheerful playlist to speed me across town. “Oh, for a quick trip to work.” Today’s delay crossing an endless chain of highway traffic, is mercifully brief. Blue Bug leaps out and seamlessly slots in between a tortoise and hare. “Off to a good start, for once.” Cruising up to the traffic lights I wish the trip could be varied instead of the same boring route until the end of time. Soon, the Turn Right Lane looms. Before I realise, we’re zipping off to the left. “No, No, No!” Too late! A sea of vibrant metal popcorn engulfs us — rushing this way and that — we pour with it, now heading west. Mind racing along with Blue Bug, I frantically strive for damage control whilst resigning myself to the bleak prospect of a late arrival.
By Angie the Archivist 📚🪶2 years ago in Humor
The wonder of weird towns
I was out walking the other evening, on my own, with my walking stick that I occasionally use. I had an urgent chore to carry out, involving a pharmacy stop. And then I spontaneously, decided afterwards, to extend that walk to have a little girlie browse and also grab a coffee and just people watch.
By Karen Cave2 years ago in Humor
