20 Small Funny jokes

Start writing...Joke 1:  The Donkey in Class Teacher: "Why on earth did you bring a donkey to class?" Student: "Sir, my dad sent it." Teacher: angrily "But why?" Student: "Yesterday, I told Dad you said you’ve turned big donkeys into humans, so he sent this one for you to work your magic on!" ___ Joke 2:  The Banana Guy Friend: "Hey, peel the banana before you eat it!" Guy: "Why bother peeling? I already know what’s inside!" ___ Joke 3: The Politician and the Doctor Politician: "Doc, when I give a speech, my tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth, and my legs start shaking!" Doctor: "No big deal. That’s just what happens when you’re lying through your teeth." ___ Joke 4: The Doctor’s Bill Doctor: sends a bill with a note "This bill is officially one year old today." Patient: writes back on the bill "Happy birthday!" ___ Joke 5: The Neighbor and the Book Neighbor 1: "Hey, can I borrow a book to read?" Neighbor 2: "Sorry, sister, I don’t lend books. You can sit here and read it as much as you want." A few days later Neighbor 2: "Can I borrow your broom?" Neighbor 1: "Sorry, sister, I don’t lend brooms. But you can sweep my house as much as you like!" ___ Joke 6: The Tenant and the Landlord Tenant: "For God’s sake, put some curtains on the windows this year! The wind keeps messing up my hair when I’m in the room." Landlord: hands the tenant ten bucks from the rent "Instead of me spending on curtains, why don’t you just get a haircut at the barber?" ___ Joke 7: The Job Interview Candidate: "Sir, I’ve worn out my shoes looking for a job!" Interviewer: "You’ve said that like five times during this interview. Make up your mind—do you want a job or new shoes?" ___ Joke 8: The Heaven Ticket Scam Conman: spreads the word "Pay me a thousand bucks, and I’ll give you a ticket to heaven!" People send him piles of cash. One day, while he’s counting his money, a guy climbs through the window with a gun. Guy: "Hand over all the cash, or you’re going straight to hell!" Conman: "No way!" Guy: smirks "I’ve already got my ticket to heaven from you!" ___ Joke 9: The Childless Tenant Landlord: puts up a sign "Apartment for rent. Only for people with no kids." Kid: "Please, sir, rent me the apartment!" Landlord: "What?" Kid: "I don’t have any kids—just my mom and dad!" ____ Joke 10: The Naughty Kid Mom: "Why are you crying?" Son: "The teacher kicked me out of class today." Mom: "You must’ve been naughty!" Son: "I swear, Mom, I was just sleeping!" ___ Joke 11: The Elephant’s Pants Little Girl: at the zoo with her dad, pointing at an elephant "Wow, Daddy, look! That’s an elephant!" Dad: "Yup, that’s an elephant!" Little Girl: "But Daddy, why is its pants so baggy?" ___ Joke 12: The Limp Friend 1: "Look at that guy limping. I bet he broke his ankle." Friend 2: "Nah, I think it’s his knee." Guy gets closer, and they ask him. Guy: "No bones broken, fellas. Just my flip-flop snapped!" ___ Joke 13: The Big Dream Teacher: "Boys, with hard work, you can be anything you want!" Student: "But, sir, my dad says no matter how hard I try, I can’t be what I want." Teacher: "What do you want to be?" Student: "A lady doctor." ___ Joke 14: The Scooter Ride Scooter Guy: "Hey, kid, where you running to? Hop on, I’ll give you a ride!" Kid: "No thanks, I’m in a hurry. I’ll just run!" ___ Joke 15: The Overeater Glutton: "Doc, my stomach feels so heavy." Doctor: "Take this medicine and these two pills." Glutton: "If I had room for all that, I’d have eaten two more bites!"

___ Joke 16: The Drunk Elephant Lunatic 1: "If an elephant’s stuck in a tree and wants to get down, what should it do?" Lunatic 2: thinks for a moment "It should sit on a leaf and wait for autumn!" ___ Joke 17: The Careful Hero Brit: watching a movie with a villager, where the hero rides a wild horse "That guy’s gonna fall off!" Villager: "No way, he’s fine!" They bet on it. The hero falls off. Brit: "Told you he’d fall!" Villager: "I saw this movie yesterday, and he fell then too. I thought he’d be more careful this time!" ___ Joke 18: The Fake Cash Lawyer 1: "You won’t believe what my client did!" Lawyer 2: "What happened?" Lawyer 1: "I got him off a fake money case, and the jerk paid my fee with the same fake bills!" ___ Joke 19: The Cheater Teacher: catches a student staring at another’s paper during a test "What are you doing?" Student: panicking "Just making sure he’s not copying my answers!" ___ Joke 20: The Cheapskate Boss Servant: "Boss, the neighbor was badmouthing you!" Boss: "Let him! At least he’s giving me something instead of taking!"

This is first part of funny jokes, the second part will come soon Inshallah.