I’ve pretty much been swiping on Tinder for a whole year until I met my cute dumpling that I have right now. Unfortunately, I met a few bad eggs along the way, and I regret them so. The worst date I’ve ever had consisted of me meeting this Korean guy that I'd been talking to online. His name was Min, and he was rashly handsome and sweet, based on his profile and our conversations. He ended up asking me out, and I agreed to go driving with him and have dinner. Well, these are not the events that occurred that night. First of all, when he arrived, I opened the door to find him way shorter than he said he was, but I’m no newbie to online dating so I always suspect it. Anyways, we greeted each other awkwardly, like any first online meet-up, but then things changed. I was getting ready to walk out the door and this dude just goes in my room and gets comfy. My first immediate thought is, “WTF, I wanted food,” because I hadn’t eaten yet. Second thought was, “why TF is he in my room?” but I’m no idiot. Eventually, I walk in the room and see him watching Rick and Morty, I had left it on when I was waiting for him; this was not a part of my plan. I was honestly a little irritated because this dude starts talking about Rick and Morty and laying on my floor like he’s not going anywhere. Soon enough, I gave up and just told myself that I’d eat when he leaves, because he started to talk to me vigorously with very bad breath and I wasn’t having that. So he’s laying on the floor and I just go to lay on my bed—I have a Korean-style futon that sits on the floor—but then he gets up! He gets up and lays next to me in my bed, and I’m just like, “ew, no,” and I kinda move, but he moves closer. I then realized what he wanted and I honestly wasn’t into it because he just had really bad breath and began to be really clingy. He already lied about his height, didn’t take me out to eat, and to make things worse, he wore hiking boots with joggers when he came over. As I’m growing more and more irritated, this little man decides to make a jump on me and he starts taking off his pants and I’m just frozen like a statue because in a flash, all I saw was a pubic bush the size of a volleyball. With his giant bush, you couldn’t even see his penis, and I was trying so hard not to laugh because I’m not the type of girl to make fun of a guy, but then he said it.