Anti- V-day!

So I won’t lie, I love valentines day. Mostly for the roses and dark chocolate but also for how happy people can be with each other. My best friend on the other hand...not so much. So early on in our relationship, I have been determined to make her happy with an anti-valentines day itinerary. Instead of having a regular valentines day. I would do funny anti-valentines day stuff to cheer her up. (she really REALLY hates valentine’s day). So here are a few of our very merry un valentine's day traditions.

1.Cupids last stand

This usually leads to us watching the entirety of Katey Towell’s videos(hey what can I say once you watch one you can’t help but watch them all!)

https://skary.com/videos or at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C9ocQeyPRc&list=RDCMUCAd6ph8nPah18DArE_Rqssg&index=6

After thoroughly encompassing her need to burn Valentine’s day to the ground it’s time to break out the single ladies v-day emergency kit. This includes a variety of anti-valentines day necessities. To include

Homemade oreo triple chocolate truffle.

A butt load of candy and junk food of every sort

Terrible supposedly romantic movies like The Room, Zombiever, and teeth

A wonderful list of books/ audiobooks to include

How not to flirt with a naked werewolf by Molly Harper

Written in Red by Anne Bishop

The new species books by Laurann Dohner

Crooked tree ranch by Rj Scott

Life reset: a lit RPG novel by Shemer Kuznits

Fantasy Lover by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Wicked Nights by Nina Bangs

Moon called by Patricia Briggs

Man scented candles

Bergamot waters

Mahogany teak wood

Limoncello

Man scented bubble bath

Bourbon

Teakwood

Ocean

- gothic candles

-bath bomb

-sugar scrub

-body cream

-facial masks

-lufa

-AA/ AAA battery

-B.O.B

- a subscription to firefighters calendar of the year

- 2 tickets to Thunder from Down Under (two because there is no way in hell I’m missing THAT show)

- a bouquet (simply because I’m a pain in the ass)

- two bottles of dessert wine

Upbeat anti-v-day

I can do anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Dmilr2T10

Cups

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmSbXsFE3l8

Fight song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc

Stronger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn676-fLq7I

Somethin bad about to happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Yzj-m_SBk

Hell on heels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOKtbJfNLFk

Untouched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykW4rtW2eu0

4ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUR6tEsBO2o&list=RDykW4rtW2eu0&index=2

Best damn thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2i5Jp7mdMc

Smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagvExF-ijc&list=RDx2i5Jp7mdMc&index=15

Here's to never growing up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXd2WxoOP5g&list=RDx2i5Jp7mdMc&index=17

What the hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQmEd_UeeIk&list=RDx2i5Jp7mdMc&index=21

My first kiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYC2FUutdKA&list=RDx2i5Jp7mdMc&index=38

I like it loud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is4EIH5evTE

Stay the night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-gyZ35074k

Lala

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m0LhDiMj8Q&list=RDx2i5Jp7mdMc&index=45

Shut up and drive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up7pvPqNkuU&list=RDx2i5Jp7mdMc&index=4

Call me Mabey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic&list=RDuuwfgXD8qV8&index=25

Things I shouldn't be thinking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNezJPsYyA

Candy from a stranger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrAzlawNAIU

Sextin on the dance floor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkCLw8aH7jA&list=RDQrAzlawNAIU&index=9

Sugar rush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGioY8ZuEEg&list=RDQrAzlawNAIU&index=2

Sexy naughty bitchy me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFP72-_fX1Y&list=RDQrAzlawNAIU&index=36

S.e.x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os7KKD8dZHU&list=RDOs7KKD8dZHU&start_radio=1&t=2

Bad girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrWsmlJSiw&list=RDOs7KKD8dZHU&index=3

Animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAWo0DV03Ng&list=RDOs7KKD8dZHU&index=11

Shakin hands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvjJuYWY85k&list=RDOs7KKD8dZHU&index=12

Into the night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ9nQNx0KEs&list=RDOs7KKD8dZHU&index=13

Crazy b*tch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q&list=RDOs7KKD8dZHU&index=7

Porn star dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Fnet0y9Ts&list=RDOs7KKD8dZHU&index=5

In case of drunken angry tirades here is the usual list of songs

I hate everything about you

https://youtu.be/SDDsHz0O53g

Tears don't fall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sTQ0QdkN3Q

Down with the sickness

https://youtu.be/qycR74AJ6hg

Breaking the habit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM&list=RDPNfOSYkv7KM&index=11

Monster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mjlM_RnsVE

Torn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

Gun powder and lead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWQdEDtveB0

Kerosene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB7ONnfIjaI

F* you

https://youtu.be/pc0mxOXbWIU

F* you (UK version)

https://youtu.be/RAkSkMRwPYs

Get out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggWyUEuGcWY

I pray for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atBg9zLI2bA

50 ways to say goodbye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq2Htzaddy