This is our plan
Meet me round this table
Listen to my commands
Follow my orders
Leave that man alone
Never touch him
Never tell him what we are doing
Never go to him
Never meet him
Never speak to him in person
Talk to him only telepathically
All the time
Interrogate him
All the time
Never let anyone have anything to do with him personally
If they go to his home
Make them go away
Immediately
If they touch him
Make them smoke and drink and do drugs
Get them away from him as quickly as possible
Watch him constantly
Never let him see you in person
Monitor his entire personal life constantly
Make him fend for himself at all times
Make him find his own money
Make him take care of himself constantly
Never let anyone do anything for him personally
The purpose of this plan is to make fun of the command, “Leave him alone.”
This plan is called the Leave Him Alone Plan
We are going to leave him alone
As we must make sure that he stays alone at all times
And we will never touch him
Nor meet him in person ever
All the while bothering him throughout his entire life
Badgering him with excruciating obtrusiveness beyond belief
All the time
In that way we will not be leaving him alone at all ever
But no one will ever know what we are really doing to him
Not even him
Our goal is to end the English language
As soon as we have proven
To the world
That
The English command of “Leave Him Alone”
Makes no sense whatsoever
To anybody anywhere
Then we will have accomplished our final destiny in life
Our language will then have become
universal
And we shall then have gained supreme power
Over all the worlds of the universe
This is your mission in life
You can walk away from the table if you choose to
But
Deny yourself of your destiny in life
And you will regret it
Let me see your loyalty or lack of thereof to our plan
Here are your spy monitors
Point your monitor guns at the radar point on your screens
Those who refuse to point their guns shall be sentenced to surveillance and interrogation for life
My gun is pointed away from all of you
right now
I can, however, point my gun at any one of your own radar points at any time
Any radar point can appear on my screen at any time
Should anyone deny themselves of their destiny
Proceed now to either point
Or be pointed at
You have ten seconds to decide your destiny
Ready…set…go
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You have all decided wisely
All of you are now official monitors and interrogators of that man
In our plan
Leave Him Alone
Our meeting is adjourned
You are all free to go
Take your spy monitors with you
And keep your guns pointed at the radar point on your screen
The only way to stay in position as spy monitors and interrogators
Is to keep your monitors on your bodies at all times
Sleeping
Eating
Showering
Anything you do
Requires that you remain attached to your monitors
Which include the guns as well
Peel off the back of the monitor
Affix the monitor back to the back of your left hand
Or right hand
Depending on whether you are right or left handed
Then slide the gun into the monitor holster
Do not remove the gun from the holster
Only then will the gun stay pointed at the radar point of that man
And not your own
Now you are free to go
Any questions before we depart and embark on our mission in life?
No?
No questions?
Good!
Good luck!
Our mission has begun
About the Creator
Stephen Richards
Released brand new song - As We Are.
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