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About Asshole

A.K.A Greta Room

By Patrick M. OhanaPublished 2 months ago 3 min read
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I was born on Earth, around 406,144 km from the Moon. Those with multiple previous lives — there are more than enough on Vocal and beyond — may have been born elsewhere in the Cosmos, unlucky them. Maybe someone was born on the Moon too, as the artificial flying rock they were living on, or in, had to refuel. Some dust may have value for non-Earthlings, and Earth may have been dinosaur-heaven at that time, or with no apparent transmissible intelligence.

The Moon’s so-called smile was disappearing when I arrived, appearing as a waxing crescent. It smiled again, of course, as it always does, like a clueless Earthling (most lawyers are the worse, but that is a boring story). Earth turned out to be lovely on more than one level. Some places had been blessed by the same Cosmos; I was born near the most famous sea. I can only guess that I was lucky, somewhat, with only one life to live and a lot of love to write about.

I struggled, as most creatures do, first to walk straight and then to skip over all the bullshit that I discovered along the way, with several stains to show for it. Asshole is not so bad of a name when everyone is an asshole. The problem lies with those that are more than one; the multi-asshole variety that lands from all walks of life, some of them insisting they had multiple lives. An asshole is an asshole is an asshole and so on until their first and last life, which is often one and the same.

Two leaves meet — it happens too often — in a transparent vase and fall in love. The water is cool, the light is adequate, but the environment is stale. Their stems touch and so do their spirits. They were meant for each other, so the Cosmos claimed by putting them together, as a tragedy in the making, with no big or small bang to soften the blow of their sudden but certain oblivion, one after the other, adding more suffering to the mix of reality is the asshole rex.

But leaves are not humans, although the latter tend to leave for one reason or another. Leaves are greener with invisible teeth that never bite, except the light. Humans eat everything, including each other, as the coined term, cannibal, goes, forgetting — often out of ignorance — to run. There are reminders along the way that may look like a path for those looking for signs of control over the usual and unusual. The shortest distance between two points is rarely a straight line.

Athena looked both beautiful and wise

Serenading to me to fall asleep

Softening my mindful stance with Her eyes

Holding my regard upon Her breast-deep

O Goddess of yesterday in my cries

Let me come closer before You and leap

Evermore sensing Your Grecian disguise

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Please note that Asshole, a.k.a Greta Room, is the name of one of my narrators; the newest, at less than a year. The following is one of her worst narrations.

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Love Can Kill - Perhaps a Poem

They say that love can kill

I can tell you it does

This is my second life

And it is getting worse

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I met Her on a statue

On screen after screen

Likenesses forever

I encountered the real one

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I can’t tell you Her name

It’s a blessing for one

Mortal from time to time

One always passionate

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Zeus disavowed the idea

Of His daughter with a man

And a mortal no less

And already half-dying

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I persevered within without

Most of the beauty of Her words

Their wisdom struck a teary cord

As I knew anew, I love Her

Fiction
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About the Creator

Patrick M. Ohana

A medical writer who reads and writes fiction and some nonfiction, although the latter may appear at times like the former. Most of my pieces (over 2,200) are or will be available on Shakespeare's Shoes.

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  • Test2 months ago

    Patrick M. Ohana your writing style is engaging and thought-provoking, blending elements of poetry and prose to create a unique and captivating reading experience. Keep up the great work!

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